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Date: 7/8/2023 11:08:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 Fake News! Fraud! Need I get Rudy ( Four Seasons Landscaping) Giuliani on your case? |
Date: 7/8/2023 12:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Wow! kronk---What? "L.D."---That's not a bear. That's my cousin Juanito! kronk---Looks like a bear to me. "L.D."---No, really, it's Juanito. I'd recognize his muzzle anywhere. It was the only way "they" could stop him from binge eating "deluxe burritos." |
Date: 7/8/2023 1:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...please express my condolences to your cousin Juanito but also try to instil some hope for his situation. Lycanthropes are not as rare as one might be led to believe. There are now internationasl clubs dedicated to Lycanthropes and many will promote gatherings in major cities such as London. |
Date: 7/8/2023 1:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: I haven't actually seen Juanito in a long time. I do, however, occasionally hear him howling in the foothills of the San Gabriel Mountains, especially during the full moon cycle. kronk---Was that Juanito? I thought that was "George Gaston" calling on the Egyptian god "Anubis," for guidance. "L.D."---Nope..I'm sure it's Juanito. Every second howl, he breaks wind. It's all those "deluxe burritos." kronk---Ugh! That'll do it. |
Date: 7/8/2023 2:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I wish we had an authentic burrito place around here but all we have are six poser places selling skimpy slop within an eight minute walk. I miss the days when I could eat food that was so hot and spicy that it made walking difficult the next day. |
Date: 7/8/2023 2:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...now I just get the difficulty walking without eating any burritos. |
Date: 7/9/2023 12:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I am indeed a sucker for a good beef and bean burrito. The best one of those I ever ate came from a guy who brought them to our workplace about three times a week. They were sooooo good. His wife made them and I dubbed her "The" burrito momma. I retired before that fellow and would still go by his house and grab a couple. Then, they moved and I haven't had a burrito as good, since. "L.D."---I may be able to find out where Juanito gets his burritos. kronk--- That's alright. If his burritos taste like his gas smells, I'll pass. |
Date: 7/18/2023 1:55:00 PM ( Admin ) Wow, Larry I didn't realize you were a cross dresser? Who's your brown furry friend, Heckler or Kronk? |
Date: 7/18/2023 5:32:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 That would be Hekler. He’s a bit shy about cross dressing so he decided to ease his way into it slowly….. |
Date: 7/18/2023 6:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Admin Man, it's good to read you! I once tried to cross dress as a coyote, but my talking dog (L.D.) sold me out and the coyotes chased me out into the marshes, where I was nearly cancelled by a fourteen foot American Alligator. If you get nothing else out of this comment, remember: "Never trust a reptile, or a talking dog." "L.D."---Hey there, Admin Pay no attention to kronk. He has been "slip slidin' away" from us, for the last few years. kronk---Ugh! |
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