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Date: 7/7/2023 8:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...AHA! The title disguise worked and I got up there on the rankings board. I knew there must be a way.  |
Date: 7/8/2023 2:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Can it be taken out for a “ three hour tour…a three hour tour?”  |
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Date: 7/8/2023 10:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
Read the post again. It says "CRAB BOAT" , not CRABBY BOAT. You almost thought you were buying your own fiefdom on the waves there, didn't you? |
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Date: 7/8/2023 10:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Ok!Ok! Calm down. Say, how much would you want for making a tic-tok video of yourself taking flight in tha MK16A Ejection Seat? |
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Date: 7/8/2023 12:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Man, I sure miss that boat.(sigh) "L.D."---Hey, dude; thanks for choosing me, over the boat. kronk----Yeah, I couldn't risk losing you, dog. 66,000,035 years is a long time being together. Another "Mr. Krabs" might come along, someday. ring...ring...ring..... "L.D."---Yes....Yes....Yes, yes...Wow! That's amazing! I'll let him know! Thank you and best wishes on the upcoming litigation. Bye... kronk---Who was that? "L.D."---It was BIG RED, from FLA! He saw Hekler's post and told me to tell you to relax and forget about it. His "people" are working out a deal with "Crazy Larry's" to take possession of the "Mr. Krabs," within the week. kronk---What if "Crazy Larry" refuses to negotiate? "L.D."---"He" plans on making him an offer, he can't refuse.  |
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Date: 7/8/2023 1:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...I have tested the ejection seat many times and three of those times I even wore a parachute. It was a good idea. I should also have worn a helmet. The seagull never knew what hit him and now I have the same posture as Ed Sullivan. |
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Date: 7/8/2023 2:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...L.D....great to se you get the good vessel back where it belongs. I'll bet L.D. was left salivating for all the moose meat left in the vending machine and there should have been a lot as it was freshly stocked two months ago. Moose meat has a long shelf life. As for Big Red, I had never heard that Minnie Mouse was once again fighting evil under her old alias. What is happening there that could once again awaken fury in the magical kingdom? |
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Date: 7/8/2023 3:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I figured that you could always make money on the side as an Ed Sullivan impersonator introducing Elvis impersonators at tribal casino openings….. |
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Date: 7/8/2023 7:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...tried it and got booed off the stage. All I heard was "Where's Pat Boone?" Wasn't many Elvis fans there that night. |
Date: 7/10/2023 6:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  "L.D." looks like one of those giant balloon creatures that is hauled downtown for a Thanksgiving Day parade. By my calculations, he consumed no less than 73 lbs. of the moose that wa left in that vending machine. "L.D."---BURRRRRP!! Get me an Bromo seltzer. kronk---We're out. How about I kick you in the stomach, instead? "L.D."---BURRRRRRRPPP!!!....Don't come near me. kronk---Go back to your mat and try to relax. I'll be with you in a minute. "L.D."---BURP !! Ugh! kronk---Hekler I advised "Big Red" to take sometime off and visit his holdings in Dubai. (Trump International)"L.D."---BURRRRRP!! I wanna' go! kronk---Forget it! Gas balloons aren't allowed passage. "L.D."---Ugh!....BURP !! |
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