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Date: 7/1/2023 1:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
……where’s everyone? Was it something I posted?  |
Date: 7/1/2023 7:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I've been out dragging the streets, looking for female companionship. All the girl dogs in our neighborhood are either all stuck up, or they've been spayed. I guess I'll have to go elsewhere. The surrounding areas are pretty rough, if you're not from there. I may con kronk into taking me one of the "chicken ranches" in the next county. At least I'll get something good to eat. Kronk has been out working on the remote control box on his scow of a crab boat. He spent five hours in the 97 degree heat, trying to patch the old one and still had to go buy a new one. That controller "whooped" him good.   |
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Date: 7/2/2023 4:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey L.D., isn’t that the way it goes for today’s dating scene? Dr. John ‘s “ I was in the right place” comes to mind. Ask Kronk if they have perfected a remote control to make them crabs easier to catch. |
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Date: 7/2/2023 12:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry When I first heard the old saying that" A boat is just a hoke in the water that you throw money into," I thought, "that ain't right." The crabs are actually out there, now. The water temperature is hovering around ninety degrees and the little beasts are literally pouring into the marshes. I just have to try and keep the equipment in good serviceable order. "L.D."---Yeah, which is difficult, sense you can't tell the difference between a roll of toilet paper and a "flux capacitor." kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 7/2/2023 12:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What in the "Wide, wide world of sports" is a "hoke" in the water? kronk---I meant to type hole. The K on my keyboard looks like an L. "L.D."---Bring me back to the chicken ranch. kronk---Forget that! I got charged $1.50 a pound for the forty chickens you mutilated, yesterday. That's $300. and I had to pluck chickens until 0200. "L.D."---Buy me a Bichon frise. I need a companion. kronk---I'll buy you a Bicon frise! "L.D."---Mother! He's acting all crazy, again! Mother---Kronk! Quit picking on the dog! "L.D."---hehehe... kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 7/2/2023 5:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you have some very deranged family members. How long did it take for you to figure it out?  |
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Date: 7/2/2023 5:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...another thought concerning this strange habit of your family: Did any of you, as kids, fight over who got to lick the chair? |
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Date: 7/2/2023 7:59:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, you’re the one that taught me that trick. Bad influence makes the little kids stay away from your house. |
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Date: 7/2/2023 8:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Lick the chair? No. We liked to stick a fork in the electrical outlet. |
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Date: 7/3/2023 9:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...sticking forks in electrical outlets can lead to hair loss. |
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Date: 7/3/2023 9:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and I am NOT a bad influence. I can't help it if you fall for practical jokes too easily. It's almost as if you've tape a kick me sign to your own back. |
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Date: 7/3/2023 5:24:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So, how much hair have you lost? And your influence can be felt all the way to Florida, so stop trying to kid yourself. |
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