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Hey Larry’s JOTW #138

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/10/2023 2:14:00 AM)
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Let’s spotlight the service industry…….

Passengers traveling first class on a British airline were concerned about a re-design in the lavatories that now have windows.

A woman traveling to New York complained because there were no blinds.

She was told by a flight attendant that , “ If there’s a pervert clinging to the side of this aircraft at 35,000 feet then they deserve to see everything!”

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Date: 6/10/2023 8:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...which British airline was this? Asking for a friend.

  
Date: 6/10/2023 8:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...can anyone recommend a good high quality adhesive
that will not lose it's grip in a strong wind?

  
Date: 6/10/2023 8:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    Is that why Hekler is always looking at planes with a telescope?  
Date: 6/10/2023 10:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...what century are you living in Morphix?
Drones are the only way to go these days.

  
Date: 6/10/2023 11:12:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    British Airways I believe. But if you are a crafty, devious, stoop to anything to achieve your goal then no doubt a local hardware store will assist you in making your own windows…for those on a budget and fly coach.  
Date: 6/10/2023 11:13:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Gorilla Glue. Also available at your local hardware store.  
Date: 6/10/2023 11:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You know Morphix, I’ve often wondered if Hekler was related to Wile E. Coyote.  
Date: 6/10/2023 11:15:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    As long as you don’t get your Drones from The Acme Co.  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...WOW! The last time I looked in, there were only four replies, three of them mine.
Now, there are eight replies! This is turning into a Trump rally.

  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Leave it to the British. "They" are real ground breakers.

"L.D."---In what way?

kronk---They're forever looking ways to turn "the usual" into something "risque."

"L.D."---Ugh! Did anyone ever tell you that you have the scruples of an outhouse fly?

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...and the drones are from the company that leveraged Acme out
in a stock deal gone malicious. The new drones from EMCA have
proven themselves to be a much superior product.

  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Stop trying to make this a political issue. Don’t you have a Lodge meeting to attend to?  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, that’s why I’ve been such a lifelong fan of Benny Hill.  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...the British ground breakers were probably lucky to break that thing off the
ground with the added weight and drag Hey Larry caused by having used Gorilla
Glue to stick his head to the bathroom window.

  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...political issue? Not even close. I was merely saying that the crowds seemed
to be rushing in to your post in a way that no one has ever seen before.

  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    EMCA? That’s a lot like saying SUNEV is VENUS spelled backwards. But don’t tell anybody.  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    King Charles has been coronated already, and at least he’s never been indicted . So, I’ll give you that.  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...he has been sentenced even more severely.
He let Diana go and then set up shop with Elsie.

  
Date: 6/10/2023 12:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Charles is just "spiffy."

"L.D."---Here; take three of these and come back and see me in the morning.

kronk---Blimey!
  
Date: 6/10/2023 1:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Elise? Does Camilla know?  
Date: 6/10/2023 5:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: kronk is locked in the white room, watching the re-runs of "Benny Hill's quickies" on the desktop.

kronk---OMG! The one about the pool game! I remember actually watching that one years ago. Quick; get mother to call Candy Cane to replace me on the crab boat. By my calculations, I'll be in here for at least four and a half days. Have my meals sent in every seven hours.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/14/2023 6:04:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I can get into binge watching Benny for sure!  

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