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Date: 6/3/2023 4:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Let’s have some fun coming up with excuses for calling in to work sick. Here’s one of my favorites…….. Employee said his wife found out he was cheating, so he had to spend the day retrieving his belongings from the dumpster. ( I actually witnessed a similar incident in the parking lot of a job where the employees wife drove up and unloaded all of his clothes and miscellaneous items from the back of their minivan.)  |
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Date: 6/3/2023 5:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...is it Saturday already? I remember some of the occasions I called in "sick" when I was on the younger side of wherever I am now but those 24 hour illnesses usually had something to do with enjoying myself too well the evening before.  |
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Date: 6/3/2023 5:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...the wounds were harder to explain away the next day. |
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Date: 6/3/2023 5:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I remember the time I asked Hey Larry over for a beer but he declined the invitation, claiming that it was his night to go out womanizing. I accepted this explanation until just recently when there was that ado about George Santos caught in drag. Standing next to him in a pretty little pinafore was our own Hey Larry. I'll post the photo if I can find it again. |
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Date: 6/3/2023 8:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That wasn’t George Santos, it was that famous female wrestler known as “ Chyna”. And what you refer to as a pinafore was a pair of Osh Kosh overalls. It was a double feature of wrestling followed by roller derby at the sports arena. |
Date: 6/4/2023 6:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Back when I had a day job, I checked the schedule and looked for days that I could call in sick without causing too much of an outcry from the other employees. I didn't always take off, but at least I gave it consideration. Unlike, some of the people on my job that called in anytime "they" felt like it, and had absolutely zero consideration for any problems "they" caused. Nothing like expecting to go on a trip, or take in a movie on your regularly scheduled days off, only to get a phone call: "We need you out here! So and so's grandmother passed away. Drop everything and come NOW!" Which may have been understandable IF I didn't know, for a fact, that "So & So" was at this very moment heading to the boat races in another county."L.D."---Isn't that the guy who had seven complete sets of grand parents? kronk---Yes, and by my count, he had 179 kids that graduated high school. He was also the boss's hair stylist's son. "L.D."---Imagine how much money your boss saved on hair cuts. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 6/4/2023 7:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I know what you mean Kronk. It’s not unusual to find some of my coworkers these days that take more time off work in the first six months than I have in the past three years. I plan on obtaining a government grant to study the cause and effect as well as the origins of the mysterious blight by stopping off in Hekler’s neighborhood…aka…ground zero. |
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Date: 6/10/2023 5:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry What a great idea! For a piece of the action, I'll get Nancy Patricia to put in a good word with Deb Haaland. "L.D."---What has the secretary of the interior to do with funding a research project? kronk---C'mon, dog! "Auntie Deb" has more stroke than Cochise and Quanah Parker, combined. If anyone can "decarbonise" the U.S. economy, she can. "L.D."---I'll never understand human politics. |
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Date: 6/14/2023 6:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Neither will I .D., |
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