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"Don't be such a baby"...k r o n k

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(5/27/2023 5:12:00 PM)
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You whine and you cry

You moan and you sigh

You howl at the moon

You're waiting for a bloom


They say they care, but they don't

They promise to help, but they won't

They twist the knives in your back

They're convinced that you're a hack


"Those were the days," or so they say.

Those times were way "back in the day."

Those times saw a "chicken in every pot."

Those're just eleven lines of rot!


"L.D."---What in the "Wide, Wide World of Sports" was that?

kronk---It's Saturday afternoon and the strongest thing I have on hand is coffee.

"L.D."---That explains a lot. Here's a hammer. Go with it.

kronk---Get it away from me! "I can't touch it!"

"L.D."---You mean "U Can't touch this?" (MC Hammer)

kronk---You got it, dog!

"L.D."---What's the point?

kronk---Ugh?

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Date: 5/27/2023 5:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    “ They” are at it again.  
Date: 5/28/2023 10:29:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "They" definitely bear watching. "Their" agendas are rarely the same as ours. Thanks for reading.   
Date: 6/26/2023 11:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 67845    Very good read. I got a good giggle at the end there with the whole MC Hammer thing. Looking forward to more! ~Juniper
Date: 6/27/2023 2:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Juniper Thanks for the kind words. I really do appreciate `em. In case you were wondering: "L.D." is my imaginary talking dog. Lately, he has been crashing my posts and replies. Sometimes, he talks too much.....OUCH!!! You bit me!

"L.D."---hehehe.....
  

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