You whine and you cry
You moan and you sigh
You howl at the moon
You're waiting for a bloom
They say they care, but they don't
They promise to help, but they won't
They twist the knives in your back
They're convinced that you're a hack
"Those were the days," or so they say.
Those times were way "back in the day."
Those times saw a "chicken in every pot."
Those're just eleven lines of rot!
"L.D."---What in the "Wide, Wide World of Sports" was that?
kronk---It's Saturday afternoon and the strongest thing I have on hand is coffee.
"L.D."---That explains a lot. Here's a hammer. Go with it.
kronk---Get it away from me! "I can't touch it!"
"L.D."---You mean "U Can't touch this?" (MC Hammer)
kronk---You got it, dog!
"L.D."---What's the point?
kronk---Ugh?
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