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Date: 5/21/2023 5:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Imagine seeing this at an A.A. Meeting……. “ My Name is Harly, and I can’t drive 55..”  |
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Date: 5/21/2023 5:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Blasphemy! "L.D."---What's up with you, man? kronk---Such a terrible waste of alcohol! Drunks all over the world would give their eye teeth (if they had any) for some of what this dude is burning up for his unnatural "need for speed." "L.D."---Man, you are so twisted! The world would be infinitely better off without that poison. kronk---Oh, yeah! "L.D."---Yeah! kronk---You wouldn't know "Blood Oath Pact No. 6 Bourbon" from "Madd Dog 20/20!" "L.D."---Oh, yeah! kronk---Yeah! "L.D."---Well, you keep your teeth in jar on the night stand! kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 5/21/2023 5:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And I seriously doubt that it would perform as well if it were imported….say Canadian beer for example. In fact, I’ve heard that you never want to drink water downstream from a moose, especially if that water flows to a Canadian brewery! Absolutely wretched! |
Date: 5/21/2023 6:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: The secret to bringing down a bull moose is maneuvering your way around to his backside and grabbing a hold of his______....Hey! kronk---Knock it off, dog! No one wants to hear about your perverted moose wrangling technique! "L.D."---Ugh! kronk---Hey Larry I've had a few craft beers that tasted as though that originated from a moose's bladder."L.D."---And you censored my comment. Ugh! kronk---hehehe.. |
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Date: 5/21/2023 6:17:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
All I can say L.D., is in the case of wrangling with a Bull Moose than four legs are better than two. The only backside would be mine from running in the opposite direction. I’ve heard a brown ale called “ Moose Drool” that comes out of Montana. I guess they specialize in collecting the drool of moose that are passed out after an all nighter. |
Date: 5/26/2023 7:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
He "invented" the steam engine?!  |
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Date: 5/27/2023 3:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I don’t know which is higher, the price of gas or the price of beer…. |
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Date: 5/27/2023 5:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry A body can still get a twenty four pack of cans, down here, for about twenty bucks. "L.D."---You can buy twenty dollars of gasoline and make it to one of the hottest watering holes in the southwest. kronk---Yeah, but I'd have to spend $15. for just one can of suds. I'll just walk down to the 7-11 and for the same money, I'll come home with a case. "L.D."---Want some company? I could use the exercise and I also know a shortcut, through Miss Moore's back forty. kronk---My dog. |
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Date: 5/27/2023 5:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’ll tag along with my accordion and we can all sing “ Roll Out The Barrel “ to pass the time. |
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Date: 5/28/2023 10:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I just wanted to say thanks for the peaceful morning that you gifted me. Ever since you posted about "Roll out the barrel," kronk has been locked up in his room listening to "The Andrews Sisters." Sure is nice and peaceful around here. |
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