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Hey Larry’s JOTW #135

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/20/2023 1:30:00 AM)
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 The difference between smoking pot and drinking alcohol..... 5 drunks will start a fight while 5 stoners will start a band.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Date: 5/20/2023 5:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I just stopped by to say a quick hello.
I'd write more but I'm already late for band practice.

  
Date: 5/20/2023 6:20:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Right after they post your bail from last nights show……  
Date: 5/20/2023 6:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...are you trying to start a fight?

  
Date: 5/20/2023 7:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You’re not even out on bail yet and now you wanna fight? Sleep it off pal!  
Date: 5/20/2023 9:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...now you're trying to tell me what to do.
Pushy sort, aren't you?

What, no cartoons on TV for you this morning?

  
Date: 5/20/2023 10:46:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I didn’t have any coffee this morning, how’s the coffee in jail. Bet that would be a great incentive for you not to return to the drunk tank eh?  
Date: 5/20/2023 10:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...jail coffee?? You have to be kidding right?
This is CANADA. We just get the guards to take a run to Starbucks.
I usually get the triple banana latte with coconut chunks and cotton candy topping.

  
Date: 5/20/2023 11:19:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    If that were true Mr. Santos, then half of California would be in Canada declaring sanctuary.  
Date: 5/20/2023 12:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I was invited to join a band, once.

"L.D."---I remember no such thing. Pray tell; what was the name of this "alleged" band? You can't sing at all, have no rhythm, whatsoever, are completely tone deaf and on top of all that, you ugly.

kronk---The name of the band was "The Metronome boys" and for your information, "they" were quiet successful in Guyana, during the late sixties.

"L.D."---That bunch of freaks? You're lucky "they" didn't hire you. Everybody referred to them "The Methadone boys," and I think at least a couple of them are still in the slammer.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/20/2023 2:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I think I’ve heard of The Metronome Boys, were they the offspring of The Mothers Of Invention? I knew a few guys that were in local bands, I always told them that if they let me manage them I could take them places! I was the only one who had a car……..  
Date: 5/21/2023 8:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry That's a good one, man. Two JOTW in one. Where's Hekler? Write on.....  
Date: 5/21/2023 9:02:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hekler is still awaiting bail, his “ mates” decided to stop by the pub and have a pint and, well…….  
Date: 6/1/2023 1:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    How much is Hekler's bail?

kronk---How should I know. I'm not even sure what he's in for.

"L.D."---Must've had something to do with a band.

kronk---Why do you say that?

"L.D."---Hey! Wait a minute! I smell rotten fish. Have you had a shower, yet?

kronk---Why, no. I haven't had a chance. Is it "that" bad?

"L.D."---R A L P H !!!! Mother! He's fouling the furniture on the living room!

Mrs. Kronk---Chester! Get yourself to the horse trough and clean up. You're making the dog sick!

kronk---Who's Chester?
  
Date: 6/1/2023 1:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "You asked me what's my pleasure; a movie or a measure? I'll have a cup of tea and tell you of my dreaming..."

"L.D."---You're no debutant!

kronk---"Dreaming," by Blondie.
  
Date: 6/3/2023 3:35:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    LOL!  

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