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Date: 5/20/2023 5:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I just stopped by to say a quick hello. I'd write more but I'm already late for band practice.  |
Date: 5/20/2023 6:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Right after they post your bail from last nights show……  |
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Date: 5/20/2023 6:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...are you trying to start a fight? |
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Date: 5/20/2023 7:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You’re not even out on bail yet and now you wanna fight? Sleep it off pal! |
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Date: 5/20/2023 9:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...now you're trying to tell me what to do. Pushy sort, aren't you? What, no cartoons on TV for you this morning? |
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Date: 5/20/2023 10:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I didn’t have any coffee this morning, how’s the coffee in jail. Bet that would be a great incentive for you not to return to the drunk tank eh? |
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Date: 5/20/2023 10:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...jail coffee?? You have to be kidding right? This is CANADA. We just get the guards to take a run to Starbucks. I usually get the triple banana latte with coconut chunks and cotton candy topping. |
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Date: 5/20/2023 11:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If that were true Mr. Santos, then half of California would be in Canada declaring sanctuary. |
Date: 5/20/2023 12:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I was invited to join a band, once."L.D."---I remember no such thing. Pray tell; what was the name of this "alleged" band? You can't sing at all, have no rhythm, whatsoever, are completely tone deaf and on top of all that, you ugly. kronk---The name of the band was "The Metronome boys" and for your information, "they" were quiet successful in Guyana, during the late sixties. "L.D."---That bunch of freaks? You're lucky "they" didn't hire you. Everybody referred to them "The Methadone boys," and I think at least a couple of them are still in the slammer. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 5/20/2023 2:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I think I’ve heard of The Metronome Boys, were they the offspring of The Mothers Of Invention? I knew a few guys that were in local bands, I always told them that if they let me manage them I could take them places! I was the only one who had a car…….. |
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Date: 5/21/2023 8:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry That's a good one, man. Two JOTW in one. Where's Hekler? Write on..... |
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Date: 5/21/2023 9:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler is still awaiting bail, his “ mates” decided to stop by the pub and have a pint and, well……. |
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Date: 6/1/2023 1:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
How much is Hekler's bail? kronk---How should I know. I'm not even sure what he's in for. "L.D."---Must've had something to do with a band. kronk---Why do you say that? "L.D."---Hey! Wait a minute! I smell rotten fish. Have you had a shower, yet? kronk---Why, no. I haven't had a chance. Is it "that" bad? "L.D."---R A L P H !!!! Mother! He's fouling the furniture on the living room! Mrs. Kronk---Chester! Get yourself to the horse trough and clean up. You're making the dog sick! kronk---Who's Chester? |
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Date: 6/1/2023 1:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"You asked me what's my pleasure; a movie or a measure? I'll have a cup of tea and tell you of my dreaming..." "L.D."---You're no debutant! kronk---"Dreaming," by Blondie. |
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Date: 6/3/2023 3:35:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! |
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