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Date: 5/16/2023 4:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s bad enough when the family dog gets the blame for someone else’s silent flatulence, but this is no way to treat man’s best friend!  |
Date: 5/16/2023 5:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
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Date: 5/16/2023 5:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hi Zema! Always good to see you. |
Date: 5/16/2023 8:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 10722
Sounds like he had a... ruff night  |
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Date: 5/16/2023 10:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I know, right? Last I heard the dog decided to go to driving school and wants to become an UBER employee….. |
Date: 5/20/2023 12:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: What a low-life scumb sucker! Getting behind the wheel all twisted, then trying to blame an innocent animal. Lucky I don't have anything to say about it; I'd throw a whole library full of books at him! kronk just got released from the hospital a couple of hours ago. He is "such" a hypochondriac! I think he just wanted off the crab boat. No problem, though. Mrs. Kronk hired "Candy Cane" to replace him and we are thinking about putting kronk out to pasture, and keeping Candy on, permanently. kronk---Ugh! Somebody fed "the dog" a 64 oz. serving of sour krout and Italian sausage, right before bedtime, a couple of days ago and I woke up about midnight, gasping like a fish and barely able to draw a breath. "L.D."---You're just overly sensitive. You should practice dynamic breathing. kronk---It would help if you'd sleep on your own pillow and refrain from positioning your posterior on mine. The physician in charge asked me if I'd been accidently exposed to mustard gas, or something! "L.D."---hehehe  |
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Date: 5/20/2023 2:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Remember L.D., if the glove don’t fit, then never admit…or something like that! LOL! |
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