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Hey Larry’s JOTW #134

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/13/2023 1:55:00 AM)
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Mothers Day is Sunday!

Be sure to remind your wife to have all the house cleaning and laundry done by Saturday so she can enjoy her special day……

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Date: 5/13/2023 8:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I can see that you're trying to stir things up again without regard for
the poor slobs that are going to be the targets after following your advice.

Thanks again Bucko!

  
Date: 5/13/2023 8:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Don't blame me becaI had the foresight to be single. Don't forget the box of chocolate covered cherries!  
Date: 5/13/2023 8:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...yeah, we forgot the chocolate covered cherries last year and something
really hit the fan. I then surprised her with demon cockatiel and have since
then had to hide knives, pillows, poisons...the lot. The looks I get.

  
Date: 5/13/2023 8:56:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    From her or the bird?  
Date: 5/13/2023 12:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...she gives me the looks. The bird just flies over and poops on me.
That's what it has all come down to for me. Retirement is the greatest.

  
Date: 5/13/2023 1:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    For what it’s worth, being single isn’t always what I’d hoped for. The only female that truly understood me was the cat I adopted from a shelter in 2003. She was not a “ lap” cat. Always demanding, except when I went to work. No matter how many pet toys, treats scratch pads, kitty condos..etc., nothing was ever good enough.

That being said, having to deal with a female feline isn’t so bad afterall.
  
Date: 5/13/2023 2:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Happy Mother's Day!

kronk is in the dog house, because he attempted to seduce the cleaning lady, again.

kronk---I did not! I merely asked "Candy Kane" to come in and spruce up the crib a little for tomorrow's festivities.

"L.D."---The festivities are to be held in the main residence, not in the horse barn.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/13/2023 2:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry kronk, here: Please disregard the misinformation in the previous post. The talking dog has been hitting his de-worming medicine a little harder than usual, lately. The wife and I will be celebrating our 52nd Mother's Day, together and things couldn't be better. The kids came over today with gifts and I had my little dove a gift, also. Tomorrow, we're leaving the talking dog at home and going uptown to share a bucket of fried chicken. Life is good.

"L.D."---Tell `em about your gift.

kronk---I bought an 8X10 picture of a blue crab and had an artist draw a large human eye on the back of the shell. It was heavy!

"L.D."---Poor boy.....hehehe....
  
Date: 5/14/2023 1:41:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hope you and Mrs. Kronk have a spectacular day, and hope find a wishbone at the bottom of the chicken bucket.  
Date: 5/14/2023 2:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Thanks for the wishes!  

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