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Date: 5/9/2023 5:59:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Yeah, I’m a cynical cranky old man. So what happens if I don’t tip the machine/ computer? Do they turn into HAL from 2001 and hold me hostage until my wallet’s empty? |
Date: 5/9/2023 1:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I believe in tipping, alright, but I would rather tip animate objects. For instance: I rounded up Mr. Kendrick's "flock of chickens" the other day. The birds had wandered away from his yard and into the yard of a guy who raises reticulated pythons. I was forced to eat three of the pythons, but I recovered the flock in it's entirety, minus one hen who had a leg amputated by one of the more aggressive snakes. (I went ahead and ate that hen also, on general principals. I mean what's more pathetic than a one legged hen?) Anyway, Mr. Kendricks paid me our agreed upon fee (Six 17 oz cans of genuine Canadian moose backstrap) and tipped me an extra can for doing the job in record time, which came to just under a 20% gratuity. I was happy with that. kronk---Did you tell the man about the one of his chickens that you decided to eat? "L.D."---I have a tip for you, man. kronk---What? "L.D."---Don't mention that chicken again, or I'll be forced to bite you. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 5/9/2023 3:06:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I’m with on tipping actual human beans as well, heck even smart Alec Canadians ( not naming anyone here, lol) deserve a tip. My favorite tip is never give your bank account info to a Nigerian Princess. |
Date: 5/9/2023 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What's Hey Larry implying about Nigerian Princesses? kronk---You know that $12.75 money order that you sent Princess Adaolisa. "L.D."---Yeah? kronk---hehehe "L.D."----What? |
Date: 5/10/2023 7:33:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 LD, Nigerian Princess types are actually not from Nigeria, nor are they female. I’m not allowed to go any further but Canada is a starting point….l |
Date: 5/12/2023 5:32:00 PM From Authorid: 64942 I dont know about tipping in drive thru. Baskin robins and star bucks for example. I tip because I am afraid they will do something to my food if I don’t. |
Date: 5/12/2023 5:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I'm crushed! kronk---What happened, dog? "L.D."---I just found out that "Princess Adaolisa" wasn't from Nigeria, nor was she a princess. She told me that she was a three year old registered "Basenji" female and she needed the $12.75 for a hang nail procedure. Now I find out, there is no hang nail procedure and Adaolisa is really a human male mixed martial artist from Schenectady. kronk---Take it easy, dog. You were only hit for $12.75. It's not the end of the world. "L.D."---Plus next day air, and handling, which amounted to $87.25! kronk---Ugh! Here...have a shot of de-wormer. |
Date: 5/13/2023 1:49:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Heart & Soul, that’s why I hired Hekler to be my personal taste tester. |
Date: 5/13/2023 2:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
kronk once tipped the same usher $75. in one game at Wrigley Field. kronk---I think I accidently wandered into the fast end, of a fast/slow space continuum. Everything was fine, as long as I was at ground level, but when I got above 33 feet, I lost my sense of direction. "L.D."---Hogwash! You consumed 20, sixteen ounce beers, and after the first five, the usher demanded $5.00, each time she had to show you the way back to your seat. kronk---Ugh! |
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