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Date: 5/2/2023 4:23:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 The just squirrels with wings! |
Date: 5/3/2023 3:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Ahhh, yes. The old "sea buzzards." One year, the family rented a condo down on the coast and one of our favorite pastimes (mostly the smaller children) was to toss stuff to the hundreds of sea gulls that hung around the place. We were on the third level of a three story building and would just walk out on the balconies and toss stuff. The gulls would come from miles around to get the goodies. "L.D."---Yeah! I remember that trip. The people below us threaten to tar and feather you, if you didn't stop. The gulls were pooping on everything below us, including the residents. kronk---It was an honest mistake. The birds looked hungry. "L.D."---Sea gulls are always hungry. kronk---You must have a little sea gull in you? "L.D."---Hush up and pass the moose, will ya. |
Date: 5/3/2023 4:59:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 You know, I wonder if any of the fast food chains here would be interested in testing out a new recipe. I can concoct one and call it “ The Fried Chicken of the Sea.” |
Date: 5/3/2023 5:02:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 And to help promote this idea, I would hire Hekler to be the spokesperson…u know.. like the “AFLAC” Duck. He’s loud and annoying and bound to get anyone’s attention…. |
Date: 5/4/2023 4:49:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 I like the commercial with the AFLAC duck and Yogi Berra! "...and they give you cash; which is just as good as money." |
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