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Hey Larry’s JOTW #131

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/22/2023 1:28:00 AM)
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When I was a kid, you could go to the store with a dollar and leave with a soda pop, a couple candy cars and a bag of chips!







These days it’s impossible. They’re cameras everywhere……

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Date: 4/22/2023 6:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "They" raised my allowance to one dollar per school day, when I was in senior class. My usual expenditure went something like: One pack of Camels, or Lucky Strikes-$.25, two soft drinks and two smothered potato and bologna sandwiches-$.50, and the last quarter bought me about two and a half gallons of gasoline.

"L.D."---I don't remember any of that.

kronk---You weren't around in the sixties. You were up in the great white north, terrorizing the moose population.

"L.D."---Ahhh, yes...MOOSE; the "other" red meat.
  
Date: 4/22/2023 6:34:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    When you mentioned the price of gas it reminded me local stations ( that offered FULL service as part of the deal ) that would have “ Gas Wars”.

  
Date: 4/22/2023 9:01:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I used to buy Topps baseball cards back in the day. Little didI know the potential investment opportunity I had at that time. Instead of putting the cards in the spokes of my “ Tigercat Bike to get that generic motorcycle rumble, I could’ve been running a few AirBNB condos…..

  
Date: 4/22/2023 4:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I do indeed remember the "gas wars." Those were the good old days when the old man would hand me three dollars and say, "Fill `er up, son and make sure "they" check the oil level, to.

"L.D."---Yeah; back in those days, there was a moose behind every tree.
  
Date: 4/22/2023 8:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    A moose behind every tree, sounds like a Canadian politician making a campaign promise!
  
Date: 4/23/2023 6:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Maybe we should try and get Hekler into politics?

"L.D."---I want to head up that effort! Send me to "the great white north," immediately! It's springtime and the moose eggs should start hatching, anytime now.

kronk---Ugh?

  
Date: 4/23/2023 6:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Here, in the states, we have a "thug behind every corner."

"L.D."---Yeah! The other day, I went out to relieve myself and got mugged.

kronk---Wow! I didn't know that! What'd "they" get?

"L.D."---It was actually more of an inconvenience. "They" made me stop and forced me to go in a cup and then, took off with my urine.

kronk---What's the world coming to when "the pause that refreshing" is not sacred, anymore.

"L.D."---Brethren....
  
Date: 4/23/2023 6:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---Aww, man! You messed up the whole thing with your faulty spelling!

kronk---Don't come on so strong, dog. I got it. "refreshes."

"L.D."---Thank you.
  
Date: 4/23/2023 8:16:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Good idea, if I had the means financially I would be on board!  
Date: 4/23/2023 8:19:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That reminds me of advertising at its worst. Let’s be honest here, how else could one really promote The Kardashians otherwise?  
Date: 4/23/2023 8:21:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Or worse yet, The Edsel, Crystal Pepsi, and dare I mention The Flat Earth Theory?  
Date: 4/23/2023 3:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    So, what do "you" think of "The Kardashians?"

kronk---I only watch that show when I know that the "second daughter" is going to be on.

"L.D."---So, what's so special about her?

kronk---Her nose, dog. There is just something about that woman's nose.

"L.D."---Really? I still get off watching the reruns of "Caitlyn" when she was "an all-American hero."

kronk---You mean "heroine."

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 4/23/2023 4:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Ok, so let's have it: "Coke or Pepsi?"

"L.D."---Neither, man! I'm a dog. That stuff will kill you. I like "RBCs, WBCs and plasma."

kronk---I used to be a straight Coke kinda' guy, but here lately, I'll have a Pepsi, please.

"L.D."---Pass me the chocolate covered ants, will ya?

kronk---There are no more.

"L.D."---What do you mean? There was a whole bowl full of `em, just a minute ago.

kronk---They were undercooked and all of them escaped.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 4/23/2023 4:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Wow!

kronk---What?

"L.D."---I just saw a "chocolate ant eater."

kronk---What'd it look like?

"L.D."---Your cousin Monique.

kronk---Ugh!

  
Date: 4/24/2023 4:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250    Lol that’s a good one! I picked up 3 roast beef sandwiches, small curly fries & paid $30.00 last Thursday evening for my Mama, Stacy, a friend of our family & myself——- $30.00?! Unreal T/C  
Date: 4/25/2023 6:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Kentucky Bluebird Hey there, sister! Yes, indeed. "Hey Larry" is here every Saturday morning, rain or shine, with the kind of good American humor that'll have you shaking your head, all the way to the coffee pot.

"L.D."---Laying it on a little thick, aren't you?

kronk---Shhhhush, dog. Kentucky Bluebird is a living, breathing, person. We can certainly use that type around here, these days.

"L.D."---I gotcha'.

  
Date: 4/29/2023 4:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Thanks for stopping by KY Bluebird. Thanks for your promotional consideration Kronk.  

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