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Hey Larry’s JOTW #130

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/15/2023 1:53:00 AM)
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I discovered that I have really helpful neighbors.

This weekend I found out that if you do any landscaping in your backyard while completely naked they were more than happy to build me a privacy fence.

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Date: 4/15/2023 9:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...don't believe what the nice policeman is telling you Hey Larry.
That's not a privacy fence. They put you in a jail cell for a while.

  
Date: 4/15/2023 9:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Not a sun worshipping type I take it? I long for Arizona. The cells there were padded.  
Date: 4/15/2023 6:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    HA! Ha! Ha!...Oh, that's rich!..Ohhhh...waaaa...Oh waaa..o aaaah....

kronk---What?

"L.D."---Hey Larry's post flashed me back to the time that Mrs. Fly turned you in for dancing around the back yard in your birthday suit, lip-syncing "The Rhythm is gonna get you." (Miami Sound Machine) She thought you were making a pass at her.

kronk---Ugh! That one cost me plenty. I should have sued her for breaching my character.

"L.D."---You have no character.

kronk---Ugh!

  
Date: 4/16/2023 12:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Lol! That makes Hekler the prude of the bunch here….  
Date: 4/19/2023 6:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I'm bored.

kronk---Well, go out to the lake and fetch me a muskrat.

"L.D."---Why?

kronk---I want to send it to Elon "Musk."

"L.D."---Why?

kronk---As a peace offering. I'm hoping to get recruited into his brain trust.

"L.D."---If I do happen to go down and get you a muskrat, you'd be better off just eating the muskrat.

kronk---Why?

"L.D."---I give up.

kronk---Why?

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 4/25/2023 5:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Why are you back in this post? You've already commented.

kronk---I cannot abide the idea that a "JOTW" only has five comments. It's like...un-American, you know?

"L.D."---You "really" need to get away from the console and go outside, or something. You seem extremely detached, lately.

kronk---I've been replaced as first mate on the crab boat and it's really affecting my outlook on life.

"L.D."---I'll talk to "the captain" and see what I can do about reinstating you as a general flunky.

kronk---Oh, thank you, First Mate, Sir! I promise I'll make you proud.

"L.D."---Yeah, yeah, don't grovel...and go get me a dental treat.

  
Date: 4/27/2023 3:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I think that a person has the right to parade around naked in their own yard, if they so desire.

"L.D."---I'll go along with that, but I'd like to add the following to that statement: "as long as nobody else can see them."

kronk---Wait a minute, that means that everybody would have to have a privacy fence.

"L.D."---In your case; beats going blind.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 4/27/2023 3:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I think that "eight" is a good middle of the road amount of comments to a post.

"L.D."---I'm in the mood to eat a moray eel.

kronk---Sorry, we have no moray eel in stock.

"L.D."---Have you got any domestic eel in stock?

kronk---Nope, domestic eels are on back order. I could hook you up with up to fifteen pounds of conger eel, though.

"L.D."---Never mind; conger eel gives me gas.

kronk---Ugh!

  
Date: 5/20/2023 1:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    What are you doing back here, again?

kronk---I'm restless, and "The Atlanta Rhythm Section" is playing "So Into You."

"L.D."---As good a reason as any, I suppose?

kronk---I knew you'd understand.
  

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