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Date: 4/15/2023 9:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...don't believe what the nice policeman is telling you Hey Larry. That's not a privacy fence. They put you in a jail cell for a while.  |
Date: 4/15/2023 9:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Not a sun worshipping type I take it? I long for Arizona. The cells there were padded.  |
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Date: 4/15/2023 6:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
HA! Ha! Ha!...Oh, that's rich!..Ohhhh...waaaa...Oh waaa..o aaaah.... kronk---What? "L.D."---Hey Larry's post flashed me back to the time that Mrs. Fly turned you in for dancing around the back yard in your birthday suit, lip-syncing "The Rhythm is gonna get you." (Miami Sound Machine) She thought you were making a pass at her. kronk---Ugh! That one cost me plenty. I should have sued her for breaching my character. "L.D."---You have no character. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 4/16/2023 12:48:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! That makes Hekler the prude of the bunch here…. |
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Date: 4/19/2023 6:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I'm bored. kronk---Well, go out to the lake and fetch me a muskrat. "L.D."---Why? kronk---I want to send it to Elon "Musk." "L.D."---Why? kronk---As a peace offering. I'm hoping to get recruited into his brain trust. "L.D."---If I do happen to go down and get you a muskrat, you'd be better off just eating the muskrat. kronk---Why? "L.D."---I give up. kronk---Why? "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 4/25/2023 5:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Why are you back in this post? You've already commented. kronk---I cannot abide the idea that a "JOTW" only has five comments. It's like...un-American, you know? "L.D."---You "really" need to get away from the console and go outside, or something. You seem extremely detached, lately. kronk---I've been replaced as first mate on the crab boat and it's really affecting my outlook on life. "L.D."---I'll talk to "the captain" and see what I can do about reinstating you as a general flunky. kronk---Oh, thank you, First Mate, Sir! I promise I'll make you proud. "L.D."---Yeah, yeah, don't grovel...and go get me a dental treat. |
Date: 4/27/2023 3:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I think that a person has the right to parade around naked in their own yard, if they so desire."L.D."---I'll go along with that, but I'd like to add the following to that statement: "as long as nobody else can see them." kronk---Wait a minute, that means that everybody would have to have a privacy fence. "L.D."---In your case; beats going blind. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 4/27/2023 3:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I think that "eight" is a good middle of the road amount of comments to a post. "L.D."---I'm in the mood to eat a moray eel. kronk---Sorry, we have no moray eel in stock. "L.D."---Have you got any domestic eel in stock? kronk---Nope, domestic eels are on back order. I could hook you up with up to fifteen pounds of conger eel, though. "L.D."---Never mind; conger eel gives me gas. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 5/20/2023 1:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What are you doing back here, again? kronk---I'm restless, and "The Atlanta Rhythm Section" is playing "So Into You." "L.D."---As good a reason as any, I suppose? kronk---I knew you'd understand. |
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Date: 12/23/2024 5:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
You're kidding, right? kronk---No, dog. I was led back to this post. "L.D."---How about it if I "lead" you to the supermarket and you fetch me a four pound rib roast? kronk---I've only got money for tofu. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/24/2024 2:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Tofu.. real meat has an ugly counterpart... |
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Date: 12/25/2024 7:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Merry Christmas, Hey Larry! Thanks for the laughs throughout this year. Write on...... "L.D."---That's a good reason to come back to an eight month old post, I suppose. kronk---Say Merry Christmas to Hey Larry, dog. "L.D."---Merry Christmas, Hey Larry! |
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