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Date: 4/8/2023 4:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Mrs. Kronk---Get in here and clean up the mess that "your" dog made on the carpet, in front of the desktop! kronk---Wow, dog...You never pee in the house. Are you feeling alright? "L.D."---Never better! "Hey Larry" is here with the "JOTW." kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 4/8/2023 5:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Yo, dog! "L.D."---Yes? kronk---The underside of the big toe, on my left foot is all cracked and dry. How about coming over here and licking it, to make it feel better. "L.D."---What! You better go ahead and lick it yourself, if you want some relief! Wait! Don't start yet, though, I'm going to get the camera. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 4/8/2023 5:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Man’s best friend for sure!  |
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Date: 4/8/2023 7:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
https://media3.giphy.com/media/mt2OWKicYdCSk26OsL/giphy360p.mp4?cid=ecf05e4707rvqh8e22zntdz900s6m0dwqdxdvkpn2pyuyu1d&rid=giphy360p.mp4&ct=v  |
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Date: 4/8/2023 7:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ Hekler always was my biggest fan of the JOTW! |
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Date: 4/8/2023 4:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D." is most receptive when I give him his bi-daily meat ration. "L.D."---Speaking of meat; isn't about "that" time? kronk---My toe hurts too bad. I don't think I can make it to the fridge. "L.D."---MOTHER! "He" is starving me to death! Mrs. Kronk---Oh, you poor baby. Here, you can have daddy's thrice frozen "cordon bleu chicken dinner." kronk---hehehe...buon appetito. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 4/9/2023 8:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
HAPPY EASTER TO ALL! (except Hey Larry who is probably out collecting and dyeing squirrel eggs as we speak) |
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Date: 4/9/2023 8:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
*(...nobody tell H.L. that squirrels don't lay eggs) |
Date: 4/9/2023 11:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Happy Birthday, Hekler!  kronk---How do you know that it's Hekler's birthday? "L.D."---Says so, right there in his comment. kronk---Dog! When was the last time you had your eyes checked? Hekler said "Happy Easter." "L.D."---Yeah, well how many fingers am I holding up? kronk---Ugh! Nothing worse than a wise guy k-9. "L.D."---hehehe...Happy Easter, Hekler! |
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