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Hey Larry’s JOTW #129

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/8/2023 3:52:00 AM)
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I came home from work the other day, and my dog was so happy to see me that he peed a little. This made me realize that all of my friends are fakes. None of them pee when they see me!

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Date: 4/8/2023 4:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Mrs. Kronk---Get in here and clean up the mess that "your" dog made on the carpet, in front of the desktop!

kronk---Wow, dog...You never pee in the house. Are you feeling alright?

"L.D."---Never better! "Hey Larry" is here with the "JOTW."

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 4/8/2023 5:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Yo, dog!

"L.D."---Yes?

kronk---The underside of the big toe, on my left foot is all cracked and dry. How about coming over here and licking it, to make it feel better.

"L.D."---What! You better go ahead and lick it yourself, if you want some relief! Wait! Don't start yet, though, I'm going to get the camera.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 4/8/2023 5:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    LOL! Man’s best friend for sure!  
Date: 4/8/2023 7:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

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Date: 4/8/2023 7:47:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^^ Hekler always was my biggest fan of the JOTW!  
Date: 4/8/2023 4:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D." is most receptive when I give him his bi-daily meat ration.

"L.D."---Speaking of meat; isn't about "that" time?

kronk---My toe hurts too bad. I don't think I can make it to the fridge.

"L.D."---MOTHER! "He" is starving me to death!

Mrs. Kronk---Oh, you poor baby. Here, you can have daddy's thrice frozen "cordon bleu chicken dinner."

kronk---hehehe...buon appetito.

"L.D."---Ugh!

  
Date: 4/9/2023 8:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

(except Hey Larry who is
probably out collecting
and dyeing squirrel eggs
as we speak)

  
Date: 4/9/2023 8:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

*(...nobody tell H.L. that squirrels don't lay eggs)

  
Date: 4/9/2023 11:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Happy Birthday, Hekler!

kronk---How do you know that it's Hekler's birthday?

"L.D."---Says so, right there in his comment.

kronk---Dog! When was the last time you had your eyes checked? Hekler said "Happy Easter."

"L.D."---Yeah, well how many fingers am I holding up?

kronk---Ugh! Nothing worse than a wise guy k-9.

"L.D."---hehehe...Happy Easter, Hekler!
  

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