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Date: 4/1/2023 4:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...watch Hey Larry on Tuesday's news as he receives a beatdown from cops for his participation in the latest round of Capitol tourism.  |
Date: 4/1/2023 5:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
In my defense, I take no responsibility for my actions. Furthermore, I demand the great country of Canada weaponize every avenue possible to arrest Hekler ( aka The Karen of USM) and indict him for Poutine breath and bad manners.  |
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Date: 4/1/2023 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I also would like to add that Hekler sent “ hush “ money to a certain adult film actress not to tell people that he has a Dolly Parton Wig fetish… |
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Date: 4/1/2023 5:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Canada couldn't be bothered with weaponizing anything right now. The sap is flowing and maple syrup doesn't make itself. |
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Date: 4/1/2023 5:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Well you’re right about the sap flowing…..wink,wink… |
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Date: 4/1/2023 5:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll have you know that I almost have the complete collection of Dolly wigs. If anyone has a lead on the hair she wore for her first Grand Ole Opry gig at the tender age of 13 (and introduced by Johnny Cash no less), please contact me. |
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Date: 4/1/2023 6:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
It just so happens that a friend of mine tha5 owns a donut shop near the railroad tracks is a very good friend of of a very distant cousin of Johnny Cash, who goes by the name of Jimmy Denero. Word on the street is he can get anything for the right price. Want me to arrange a meet-n- greet? |
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Date: 4/1/2023 7:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---I knew it! I've always suspected that "Hey Larry" was "one of you." kronk---You mean, one of "us," don't you? "L.D."---Nope; I'm a wild animal, not responsible for my actions, and I don't "even" have an opinion. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 4/2/2023 4:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
My favorite character from “ Green Acres” is Mr. Haney. I’m surprised that never got into politics at a National level……. |
Date: 4/2/2023 12:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 16131
I'm just waiting for Vince McMahon to come out of the shadows as the dark horse, win the election and do what Obama would have done if the military liked him and declare himself "dictator of the USWWE for Life" LOL.  |
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Date: 4/2/2023 5:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
SMACKDOWN! Lol! |
Date: 4/2/2023 5:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  "Just when I thought I was out; "they" pull me back in." (Michael Corleone) |
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Date: 4/3/2023 6:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
“One of us, one of us…..” |
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