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Date: 4/1/2023 5:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Politicians should be limited to two terms. One in office and the other in prison.  |
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Date: 4/1/2023 5:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^^ JOTW #128 |
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Date: 4/1/2023 6:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Good idea! However, I doubt that Joe (blow all of "your" money) Biden would ever spend a day in prison. "L.D."---What makes you say that? kronk---I've studied his habits and am convinced that the only things propping him up, at this stage of the game, are cue cards,"Dr. Jill," and muscle memory. "L.D."---Let's move to Canada. I "need" moose!  |
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Date: 4/1/2023 6:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
You know, that was pretty cool. kronk---What? "L.D."---The way "Hey Larry" combined his "JOTW," April Fool's Day, and his dislike of our next president. kronk---Hey Larry didn't just fall off the banana boat. "L.D."---I actually like bananas. Where do our bananas come from? kronk---I think that India is the world's largest producer of bananas. "L.D." Really? Are there any moose in India? kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 4/1/2023 7:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Speaking of bananas and unhinged politians, , wasn't that song Mellow Yellow about smoking banana peels? It would explain the current state of the fake news lawsuits and leaders with no moral compass... |
Date: 4/1/2023 11:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: kronk traded off three dozen large (crabs) to some freak, for a used de-hydrator. Then, he set to raiding the garbage cans on 61st street, looking for banana peel. kronk---"They" gonna call me mellow yellow!" "L.D."---Please don't sing! You sound like a crow. There's some dude named "Donovan" at the door. kronk---Is "Saffron" with him? |
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Date: 4/1/2023 4:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you have let me down once again. No JOTW meant that I had to beat my head against the wall for half an hour to get the same effect + bleeding. Have fun in Washington! Traitor!  |
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Date: 4/1/2023 5:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well L.D., I hate to impose upon you and Kronk here, but it seems the “ Karen” of USM has dropped by to complain once again. Do you suppose Donavan has any time left to placate said annoying person? I’ll chip in for any crabs and boat fuel to sweeten the deal. |
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Date: 4/1/2023 5:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, Rudy Giuliani and Lindsey Graham feel your pain. But at this time they are busy asking for donations for Trumps demise..I mean DEFENSE against his current indictment. |
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Date: 4/1/2023 5:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I would have sent a donation to Trump but I sent all that I had to Alvin Bragg and a whole frozen moose to L.D. via the USPS. How silly of me not to manage my charitable donations more wisely. |
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Date: 4/1/2023 5:59:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Good lad! My only critique would be using the USPS, by the time your package arrives L.D. May resemble Mahatma Ghandi on a hunger strike. |
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Date: 4/1/2023 6:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...the USPS was a smart choice on my part. Have you ever had a dog that wanted to roll around in something that smelled fresh? I know my target audience. |
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Date: 4/1/2023 6:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So does Trump. When will you ask for donations? |
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Date: 4/1/2023 7:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Thanks so much, for the moose. I was getting a bit anxious when I hit the tracking button. First stop was Syracuse, then on to Miami, Buffalo, San Francisco, Savanah, Seattle, Houston, Buenos Aires and when it finally arrived in "Tivoli," I couldn't believe it...It was done, just the way I like it and I ate it right out of the packing crate. kronk---When I need parts for "the boat," I always us "UPS 2nd day air." USPS has lost so many or my orders, that I'd rather cut them entirely out of the equation. "L.D."---My moose was perfect. |
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Date: 4/1/2023 7:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I offered the "former" speaker of the house of representatives of the United States of America a couple dozen of my "primo" blue crabs. She turned me down. "L.D."---Why? kronk---Her press secretary informed me that the "former" Madame speaker was only interested in the land crab. "L.D."---Hey! Would you scratch my belly? kronk---Forget it. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 4/2/2023 4:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Which is probably why they become “ Hermit “ crab before long? |
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Date: 4/2/2023 5:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Hermit Crab, indeed. kronk has alienated so many people, lately, that dump trucks veer off the road to run into him. kronk---I've noticed that. Must be my "magnetic personality." Folks are drawn to me. "L.D."---Yeah. Like flies are drawn to a ____... kronk---Watch it, dog! "L.D."---hehehe.... |
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Date: 4/3/2023 6:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! They should make a Hallmark card for that. |
Date: 4/4/2023 1:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 42945
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Date: 4/8/2023 6:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I agree, "that" would make one outrageous "Hallmark Card." Probably be the first time in recorded history that we could get away with it. "L.D."---Nobody's afraid of burning, these days. kronk---I believe I'll become a monk. "L.D."---Ugh! Add "ey" to that and I might believe you. kronk---Ugh! |
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