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Date: 3/25/2023 4:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Police Officer: “ The reason I pulled you over is because you ran a stop sign back there.” Hekler: “ No problem officer, I’ll stop twice at the next one.”  |
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Date: 3/25/2023 7:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and when that didn't work, I offered to show him my "headlights". He must have been having a bad night because I'm just getting out now.  |
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Date: 3/25/2023 9:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
At least you were courteous. Most drivers here would’ve put the car in reverse and then stop at the sign. |
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Date: 3/25/2023 10:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Or, in other words….return to the scene of the crime. |
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Date: 3/25/2023 2:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...here is where I admire Arkansas drivers for their creativity. |
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Date: 3/25/2023 5:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"COPs". As in kronk "cops a plea?" Kronk---I never "copped no plea." It was "Simon, the mole, did it." Anyway, my name isn't kronk, it Chester. "L.D."---Last week, your name was "Japheth." kronk---I'm a convert. "L.D."---You have the first syllable ring. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/25/2023 5:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
kronk---(right) "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 3/25/2023 6:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Where do "they" get off calling me a racist! kronk---What "are" you carrying on about, now? "L.D."---I'm not racist at all. I give every creature equal consideration, regardless of race, color and/or religious affiliation. I love all of God's creatures equally. (Except for cats) I'm thinking of hiring your attorney and filing a decimation lawsuit. kronk---You're going to "select by lot and kill every tenth man?" "L.D."---Of course not. Why would I do that? kronk---I think you're commenting on the wrong post. "L.D."---Ooops... |
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Date: 3/25/2023 8:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Arkansas used to be known as “ The Diamond State”. Considering the process it takes to make a diamond then you’ll understand why it takes them so long before they shine. |
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Date: 3/25/2023 8:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know Kronk, L.D., I used to watch those episodes of “ COPS” on tv back in the day. And as the theme music was being played when the show was introduced, I always wondered why the suspects would run away from law enforcement even though the announcer said that all suspects were innocent until proven otherwise. Then after they’d get caught their excuse for running was because of being scared. If you are innocent then what’s there to be afraid of? |
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Date: 3/25/2023 8:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D. is man’s best friend. He’s no racist, just has a bad case of Ailurophobia am I right? |
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Date: 3/25/2023 9:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...the suspects always ran, even if they were presumed to be innocent, just because it was good funny footage of heavily overweight cops trying to run without appearing to blow a lung or collapse a lung that they could watch with their pals in prison to get bonus street creds. |
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Date: 3/25/2023 9:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...I saw that post about racist trolls too and was quite relieved when I remembered that I was just an ordinary troll with few aspirations of joining some cult political party. |
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Date: 3/26/2023 3:35:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Street cred , now that makes sense. Say, I never saw an episode where cops were called out to a donut shop, have you? |
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Date: 3/26/2023 3:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...no, you never did see that. Perhaps that was because they were already there. |
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Date: 3/26/2023 4:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Genius. |
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Date: 3/26/2023 2:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Bad boy, bad boy; what you gonna' do?" kronk---I don't think that program did much to put the fear of incarceration into lawbreakers. "L.D."---You tried running away when "they" came to arrest you for claiming 38 dependents on your income tax. kronk---I wasn't running away, I was only heading for the tree line to relieve myself. "L.D."---hehehe---yeah, right. You might have made it, to, if they hadn't set that pair of dobermans on you. kronk---My left buttock still squeaks when I make a left turn. "L.D."---  |
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Date: 3/26/2023 2:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I don't troll much, but when I do troll, I expect catch something FIG! "L.D."---So, you're looking for a "Big Fig," are you? kronk---What? "L.D."---BIG; NOT FIG! Ugh! kronk---Whatever....I want to go trolling for red snapper. Nothing better than a broiled fillet of red snapper po-boy. Nwa'lins, style. "L.D."---What's for dinner? I'm starved. kronk---Immature frog. "L.D."---What is that? kronk---"Pot hole-Tadpole" "L.D."---eeeewwww |
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Date: 3/26/2023 2:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." and I went visit a new neighbor a couple of years ago. This guy had a cat that weighed in at about thirty pounds. So, "L.D." tried to get tough with the cat, by charging it and then chasing it around the corner. About thirty seconds after "they" disappeared, here comes "L.D." running for his life. He ran all the way home and I had to put six stitches on his right ear. It was soooo funny! "L.D."---That cat should have been confiscated. I was just going to say hello and the thing attacked me. kronk---Yeah, right...Like you "said hello" to the mayor's guinea hen, yesterday. "L.D."---I am a peaceful creature, but I gotta' eat, too. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 3/27/2023 5:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No shame in falling back and regrouping L.D. Sometimes even when saying hello the opposition is grumpy because they haven’t had their morning coffee yet. |
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Date: 3/27/2023 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I think that cat could take down an adolescent alligator. One of the biggest kitties I've seen, to date. "L.D." screamed like a screech owl. "L.D."---Ha Ha...So did you, when "they" took away your blow up doll. kronk---Ugh! |
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