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Hey Larry’s JOTW #126

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/18/2023 1:42:00 AM)
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How to say “ I Can’t Stand You!”In a nice way……..



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Date: 3/18/2023 1:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You know who you are.  
Date: 3/18/2023 6:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "Bah-da bah-da-da-da".... Hey Larry It's all about keeping it from the children.

"L.D."---What kind of a comment is that? What do you mean, "keeping it from the children?" I declare you're slipping away, at an accelerated rate, lately.

kronk---I blame it all on global warming.

"L.D."---"Global warming," eh? Isn't that John Kerry's gig?

kronk---Yeah, "he" is still going strong on that. I think he's into financing another jet.

"L.D."----(((Ring-Ring....Ring-Ring)))....Hello..."L.D.", here. Yes...Why thank you. I've heard a lot about you, also. Let me check...It's MTG. She wants to know
if you know anything about "slaughterbot drones."

kronk----Wow! Hey dog; keep her on the line! I've got to go brush my teeth and comb my hair!

"L.D."---Ugh! she wants to talk to you, not look at you! Besides that; you don't have any hair.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/20/2023 5:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    I really don't mind Mondays so much, anymore. Being "somewhat" retired, if I don't feel like doing anything, I just roll over and go back to sleep.

Mrs. Kronk---What are you doing, still in bed! Get your lazy behind up and into that crab boat! We need money to buy "L.D." a four post, K-9 Classic dog bed.
(complete with mosquito net)

kronk---UGH!

"L.D."---hehehe....
  
Date: 3/20/2023 6:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You know, that song by The Mamas & The Pappas? When I was young and naive I never appreciated that harmonious number under later in my working life.  

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