Today's Saint Patty's Day!
Couple of days ago `twas "The Ides of March."
Building up the garden.. Rollin' in the hay-
When it comes to my underwear, please, go light on the starch.
I like beans with my fajitas. Can I get an "Ole!"
Yeah, I'll have some of that good old Irish whiskey!
A couple of pounds of corned beef for the dog.
What do you mean, you won't serve me `cause I look tipsy?
Must be all that poison in the atmosphere. I blame it on the smog.
Here, here, here....May I have your attention, please?
Beware of rampaging "raccoon dogs."
They won't hesitate to bite you on the knee.
Beetles in the chicken yard! Salamanders in the bogs!
Drunkards in the parking lots, and then, there's things like me.
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