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Hey Larry’s JOTW #125

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/11/2023 3:53:00 AM)
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AWKWARD MOMENT:

When a Zombie walks past you, looking for a brain to eat and keeps right on walking.

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Date: 3/11/2023 10:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...HEY! Congratulations on the big 1*2*5 JOTW!
WHICH MEANS
We've been reading bad jokes for 125 weeks now.
Thank you for not disappointing us again today.

  
Date: 3/11/2023 10:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I came in to see who had made a reply by 1:30 in the afternoon but the only
thing here was that cockroach down in the lower left corner. It's gone now.

  
Date: 3/11/2023 12:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    It’s good to know that zombies have no interest in you either.  
Date: 3/11/2023 12:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm trying to stay below the radar.

  
Date: 3/11/2023 1:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Me too. I figure I don’t have that far too fall anyhow.  
Date: 3/11/2023 5:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: This reminds me of the way that our new cleaning lady, (Candy Kane) ignores and walks right by kronk when he tries to hit on her.

kronk---What! How dare you imply such a thing. I remember when that child was running around in diapers.

"L.D."---Might help if you kept your "gapped tooth" smile to yourself.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/11/2023 5:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." here: kronk would have been here to reply sooner, but Mrs. Kronk put him on his knees in the corner, for making goo-goo eyes at Candy Kane.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/11/2023 10:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candye_Kane

No relation, but when I lived in the Phoenix area she would stop by at small clubs to perform music a few times a year. Never saw her personally, just one of the pop culture types that made a name along the way.

I have a gap in my teeth, though not in the way it normally gaps…l
  
Date: 3/12/2023 4:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Well, after researching, I find that "Candye" was an actress. Our "Candy" is a diminutive little fireball from up the street, who can "deep clean" a
dwelling in the time it takes me to mow the lawn. That girl is a wonder.

"L.D."---Go back to Wikipedia. I wanna' see the pictures.

kronk---You dog, you!

"L.D."---Woof, Woof, Baby!
  

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