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Date: 3/1/2023 3:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I would really hate to believe that we are part of the last of a dying breed. In another time we were expected to be able to solve a problem by ourselves as the need arose without having to open up your Twitter account to get a variety of solutions from which to choose. None of those options may be the correct one for you but it doesn't matter. You gave it your best shot, right? Someone else can take the blame. What levels of bureaucracy did this have to go through before the homeowner got pinged for keeping his house in such a state of disrepair? Did some lowly clerk read the police report and kick it upstairs to all the big decision making guys? Did they then consult with Twitter for the Golden Fix? Did someone's God come to the conclusion that mankind, with its' high intelligence, somehow use all those brains to destroy their home base and so has now decided to throw the stupid stick at them once again? Questions, questions, questions. And no answers. I'd better get a Twitter account. It dawned on me that I just might be one of those "woke" people you're all ranting about.  |
| Date: 3/1/2023 3:36:00 PM From Authorid: 30706 Yeah |
Date: 3/1/2023 5:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
This is why I built a moat around my property and so far I’ve had no trouble with drunk drivers.  |
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Date: 3/1/2023 5:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you may want to do some magnet fishing in your moat and solve the "Mystery of the Lost Paperboy" |
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Date: 3/1/2023 6:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I forgot who I was talking to for a second there. Fill your moat with beer and drink your way to discovery. |
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Date: 3/1/2023 6:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
How did you know magnet fishing was a hobby of mine? |
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Date: 3/1/2023 6:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Now you’re just being silly. The sharks I used in the moat are no good to me drunk! |
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Date: 3/1/2023 6:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Wow! Austin is really going to the dogs! "L.D."---What is that supposed to mean? kronk---Don't take "it" personal, dog. I was just messin' withcha' "L.D."---Yeah, I know. I actually can relate, sorta' kronk---How can you relate to having your home partially destroyed by a drunk guy driving a Honda? "L.D."---Have you forgotten New Years Eve, 1961? You "commandeered" you Aunt Juanita's Buick Electra and ran over my new dog house. kronk---Aunt Juanita assumed all responsibility for that accident. She said that she shouldn't have left her keys in the ignition and that half gallon of muscatel on the seat. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/1/2023 6:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Kronk has a “ Keith Moon” moment! |
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Date: 3/1/2023 6:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Who? kronk---That's "The" Who, to you, dog. "L.D."---You talkin' about Keith, "the freak" Zabriskie? kronk---You're putting on an "Eminence Front," dog. "L.D."---You can't prove anything. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 3/3/2023 5:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I wanna' go "magnet fishing!" kronk---We don't own a magnet. "L.D."---Well, then let's go visit "Nancy Patricia," in SF. kronk---She can't have any visitors. She's re-adjusting to civilian life. "L.D."---Hekler said that he is "awake." We can bring carrots, a couple of coals, a stove pipe hat and some wine. Then, we can make snow people. kronk---Cool! Let's bring some "Mad Dog!" "L.D."---I'm there, man! |
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