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"Alms for the demented?"....kRONk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(2/26/2023 5:35:00 PM)
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I'm messy

I'm testy

I'm awkward

I'm crass


The monkey

The donkey

An opossum

A moose


Tequila

Attila

Mercaptan

Zorro


Intravenous

How heinous!

San Francisco

L.A.


Quite diminished

It's finished

Catching the next train out of town

By your leave

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Date: 2/26/2023 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I’ve always wanted to travel more myself.  
Date: 3/1/2023 6:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry At the top of my bucket list is to someday, head way up north and check out "The Northern Lights."

"L.D." Way up north, eh? That's "moose country."

kronk---It's also "wolverine country" and they don't like dogs.

"L.D."---Wolverine, eh? Is that something like a wombat?

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/2/2023 2:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    That’s an interesting bucket list there Kronk. It kind of a coincidence with a bucket list of mine. It involves feeding a wolverine a certain citizen from The Great White North who’s full of poutine….amongst other things….  
Date: 3/3/2023 5:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Looks like "Hey Larry" wants to head up north, also.

"L.D."---We're gonna' have a "good" time!

kronk---Yes, indeed. We'll rent a cabin high up in the mountains and have Hekler over for lunch

"L.D."---Ugh?
  
Date: 3/3/2023 9:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Canadian Bacon.  

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