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Hey Larry’s JOTW #123

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/25/2023 3:57:00 AM)
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Did you hear about The Girl Scout who sold over a hundred boxes of Girl Scout cookies in under two hours?

 

 She set up her table next to a Cannibis Dispensary and we'll, they practically sold themselves!

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Date: 2/25/2023 3:58:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Now that’s one smart cookie!  
Date: 2/25/2023 7:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

..She could have set up her table near one of my neighbors and sold twice as many.
It's all about location.

  
Date: 2/25/2023 7:35:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh, so you were a Girl Guide in your younger days,eh?  
Date: 2/25/2023 10:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...naw, it was the Campfire Girls.

I got my arson patch there.

  
Date: 2/25/2023 12:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ….by rubbing two sticks together?  
Date: 2/25/2023 1:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...sticks are for kids.

  
Date: 2/25/2023 1:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I think I’ll give you a nickname….check your PM  
Date: 2/25/2023 6:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I want Girl Scout Cookies!

kronk---"They" only sell them at certain times of the year.

"L.D."---What's that smell?

kronk---I'm playing "Mary Jane's Last Dance." (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers)

"L.D."---Wow, dude! This virtual reality stuff is further along than I thought. I swear, I can almost smell it.

kronk---Yeah, dog. "They've" come along way in the right direction.

"L.D."---C'mon, man. Don't bogart it.

kronk---"Breath deep the gathering gloom...Watch lights fade from every room..." (Moody Blues)

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 2/26/2023 5:03:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    In my best Ringo Starr …..

“ And I said

No, no, no I don’t smoke that no more
I’m tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door”
  
Date: 2/26/2023 9:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I know what you mean, man. I quit smoking cigarettes eleven years ago. (Praise God! I wish I'd never smoked the first one.) Ever sense then, I refuse to
willfully bring smoke into my lungs.

"L.D."---Ugh? What kind of a statement is that? What? You think anyone is going to put a gun to your head and make you smoke something?

kronk---I'm referring to the "controlled burns" that the wildlife and fisheries ignites while we're out in the marshes,

"L.D."---Oh, yeah, I get that, man. That stuff would choke a chain smoker. So what was that burning rope smell in our other comment?

kronk---I don't know about any "burning rope smell." Whatever it might have been, "I never inhaled."

"L.D." Hmmmm..Maybe you should get into politis.
  

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