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Date: 2/11/2023 5:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...This is a really funny joke! |
Date: 2/11/2023 6:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
?????????? Why, are you having the same effect? |
Date: 2/11/2023 7:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAD YOU GOING THERE FOR A MOMENT. RIGHT? IT IS I... REVERSO |
Date: 2/11/2023 8:06:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Okay Reverso….do us a favor and vanish into thin air! |
Date: 2/11/2023 8:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...OMG! I was held hostage by someone that looked like me and called himself Reversohttp://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/5301.gif Joke sucks. |
Date: 2/11/2023 8:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...or does it? Is there supposed to be an attached photo of Hunter Biden's laptop? |
Date: 2/11/2023 9:32:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Nice try, according to recent news Trump’s aide has an issue with a laptop as well. Makes me wonder why politicians are allowed to vote themselves a raise let alone campaign for more money….. |
Date: 2/11/2023 12:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'd guess that you're desperate to get your hands on some of that footage, whatever it may be. Who knows, maybe you'll get revealing and compromising photos of the Great Orange Whiz of Oz. |
Date: 2/11/2023 1:04:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Well I can say for a certainty that you won’t find a pot o’ gold over that rainbow…. |
Date: 2/11/2023 6:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Who was Hugh Hefner, anyway? kronk---Dog! Where you been? Every red-blooded mother's son knows about "Hef!" I mean, this dude survived living with and around, literally hundreds of gorgeous women. In the days before "Viagra," even! "L.D."---I'm a dog, dude. That sorta stuff means nothing to me. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 2/11/2023 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What happened to Hey Larry's illustration? kronk---I dunno' for sure. It may have been deleted for "content unsuitable for." You know? "L.D."---Nahhhh...Hey Larry wouldn't push it like that. Sounds like something you might do, though. kronk---Dog! You know "You wreck me." (Tom Petty) "L.D."---I wanna' "be the boy in the corduroy pants," this time. kronk---You're a dog, remember? "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 2/12/2023 3:07:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Sometimes a dogs life would be preferable in that case. Most dogs in North America live a good life..they even get their stuff delivered to their humans address these days. |
Date: 2/12/2023 3:12:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I attempted to show an image of myself wearing a smoking jacket and holding a pipe ( the gentleman’s type, not a crack pipe Hekler!) I one hand and martini in the other. Alas, something happened. Probably the same thing that occurred during Hekler’s post “ USM Music Night”. |
Date: 2/12/2023 5:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I have to catch my own food, most of the time. kronk is too cheap to feed me what I need to survive and thrive. kronk---Don't buy his sob story, Hey Larry. The little mugger stole my plastic and ordered thirty pounds of "moose tenderloin" from somewhere in "The Great White North" and ate the whole thing in one setting. And, on top of that he is under investigation by the "Royal Canadian Mounted Police" and several other agencies for smuggling Canadian moonshine into the U.S. He's probably gained six pounds in the last week. "L.D."---Hearsay...Pure hearsay. That's all it is. Got any more of those chocolate macaroons? kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 2/12/2023 5:54:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 So the white balloon over Canada was just an attempt to distract Kronk from reading his credit card statement? |
Date: 2/12/2023 6:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I think that when the going gets tough, we can always count on our northern neighbors. "L.D."---Ifin' one of them thar ballons come floating 'round here, we'll bring it down with owa goose gun. kronk---Dog, I didn't know that you was country. "L.D."---God Bless the U.S.A and The Great White North, too. |
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