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Date: 2/8/2023 4:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler refuses to participate in this once in a lifetime program. Poutine is not allowed, just cheese!  |
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Date: 2/8/2023 6:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I get my weekly dose of cheese from the JOTW and it binds me up.  |
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Date: 2/8/2023 10:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I'll bet that's not the only thing you're full of. Besides, laughter is the best medicine. You probably need to put on your glasses so you know what you're reading. |
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Date: 2/8/2023 10:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Caution! If Hekler asks you to do him a favor, DON'T pull his finger. |
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Date: 2/8/2023 2:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...hey...pull my finger. |
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Date: 2/8/2023 4:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Cut the cheese! Kronk---Don't you mean, "hold the cheese?" "L.D."---Not when you eat it. Kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 2/8/2023 5:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Well, let's see....Cheese, every night for three months, get's you $1000, eh? That's like eleven dollars a day. Do these people supply the cheese? kronk---That's a good question. "L.D."---~`Cause I'd only do it if "they" supplied me with at least one pound of "Moose Cheese," every night. It's the only cheese I'll eat and it goes for $500. a pound. kronk---Yeah, well, at that price, I do not see a "cheesy experiment " in your future, but if by some miracle you did get chosen, you'd "definitely" be sleeping alone. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 2/8/2023 5:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey Kronk & L.D.! I would think the biggest nightmare is not having any cheese to eat, won’t you agree? |
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Date: 2/8/2023 5:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s a good point, do they offer a cheese per diem….oh let’s hope it isn’t that kind of fake cheese the government used to hand out back in the day! Yuck! |
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Date: 2/8/2023 6:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...you may be out of luck as far as the moose cheese goes. As a result of climate change, the moose are having a hard time keeping their cheese cool in the warming permafrost zone. The cost has become prohibitive. Polar bear cheese is quite similar in texture and flavor so you may want to try that as a replacement. |
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Date: 2/8/2023 6:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Hey Larry...I have never tried the fake cheeses. I am a purist. Pull my finger. |
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Date: 2/8/2023 7:59:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey Hekler, there are no poutine food trucks to be found in my neck of the woods. That’s because we prefer real food. Pull your own finger and recycle the bad air. |
Date: 2/9/2023 10:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  You're probably right about that, man. "Tis better to have substandard cheese, than no cheese at all.""L.D."---Hey Larry is right about that "commodity cheese." I dunno' "what" it tasted like, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't cheese. kronk---Yeah, dog; that stuff was pretty awful, but I ate it. Along with the "commodity pinto beans and the commodity applesauce." "L.D."---My favorite was the "commodity pressed ham." kronk---That stuff had a 60/40 ratio...Fat to meat. "L.D."---I also liked the "commodity rabbit." kronk---I don't remember any "commodity rabbit." You must be thinking of the "commodity armadillo." "L.D."---Ugh! Kronk---For The Record: "I've eaten my share of govt food and was happy to have it, too." |
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Date: 2/9/2023 3:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler You ain't kidding, man. My "supplier" tried to charge me $750. a lb. (up 50% from two weeks ago) for "sour diesel bull moose cheese." kronk---Wow, dog! What's in that stuff? "L.D."---I eat it for my mental issues and depression. The stuff comes from a "special" high altitude moose herd, located in the mountains of Peru. How about loaning me about $400 grand. I'll pay you back when the Democrats win in 2024. kronk---Looks like you'd better try some of that "polar bear" cheese. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 2/9/2023 5:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What's up, man? kronk---We need someone to pull Hekler's finger "L.D."---Is that all? I'll do it. kronk---I sorta figured you might volunteer for something like that. Yesterday, I caught you doing repetitive full body rolls on a eight day old raccoon carcass. "L.D."---I don't get it? |
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Date: 2/10/2023 5:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I heard someone say that their dog will eat anything you put in front of it until you try to hide a pill inside the food. Then the dog becomes a food critic. In any case, that commodity cheese makes great catfish bait. L.D. should get a medal for bravery. |
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Date: 2/10/2023 6:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I do believe that what you said is true. "L.D." can smell a field rat at two hundred yards distance. I've had to quarter his de-worming pill and stuff the pieces into 14 oz sections of standing rib roast, or he won't touch it. "L.D."---Hey Larry I got him exactly where I want him.kronk---Ugh! |
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