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Date: 2/4/2023 3:59:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 No doubt Hekler will beaming with pride for his inspiration to this JOTW. He likes to use big words that in turn make me Google the definition. Everybody say thank you to Hekler in a private message won’t you? |
Date: 2/4/2023 5:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I have always felt that there was a little bit of a teacher inside of me and since I don't ascribe to cannibal tendencies, I can only attribute these feelings to an inner need to educate. Your thanks are much appreciated but a gift would have been nicer. I suspect it may be your chrometophobia that prevents you from doing so and I am willing to accept this frailty of character because I'm such a nice guy. As far as today's joke offerings go, I wish they would. |
Date: 2/4/2023 5:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I am also beaming with pride. Have another banana! |
Date: 2/4/2023 5:23:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Here he is, always the life of the party! Woo hoo! |
Date: 2/6/2023 6:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
So, what "do" we know about Eskimos? "L.D."---I knew this Eskie named "Akna," from Shishmaref. She only weighed fifteen pounds, but I saw her take down a two hundred fifty pound leopard seal `cause the seal fouled her bowl of goose soup. kronk---Oh, Lawd! Don't be messing with her goose soup, baby! "L.D."---That dog was cute as a button, but she had the bite force of a Nile crocodile. kronk---Mercy! |
Date: 2/6/2023 6:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Didn't you use to have the "polaroids?" kronk---Don't be crude, dog. "L.D."---hehehe |
Date: 3/18/2023 5:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
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