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Hey Larry’s JOTW #120

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/4/2023 3:55:00 AM)
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In honor of those that suffer from Chionophobia….

1. How does an eskimo build his house ?

Igloos it together

2. What problem does the Eskimo photographer struggle with because he has a terrible habit of sitting all day on a slab of ice, waiting for his film to develop?

Polaroids

3. Did you know that eskimos have their own lottery?

You have to be Inuit to win you it.

4. An Eskimo took 6 months to build an igloo, he was so proud of it he bragged to all his fellow Eskimos and invited them over for a party.

Silly move.

It was a house warming party...

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Date: 2/4/2023 3:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    No doubt Hekler will beaming with pride for his inspiration to this JOTW. He likes to use big words that in turn make me Google the definition. Everybody say thank you to Hekler in a private message won’t you?  
Date: 2/4/2023 5:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I have always felt that there was a little bit of a teacher inside of me
and since I don't ascribe to cannibal tendencies, I can only attribute these
feelings to an inner need to educate.
Your thanks are much appreciated but a gift would have been nicer. I suspect
it may be your chrometophobia that prevents you from doing so and I am willing
to accept this frailty of character because I'm such a nice guy.

As far as today's joke offerings go, I wish they would.

  
Date: 2/4/2023 5:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I am also beaming with pride.
Have another banana!

  
Date: 2/4/2023 5:23:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Here he is, always the life of the party! Woo hoo!  
Date: 2/6/2023 6:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    So, what "do" we know about Eskimos?

"L.D."---I knew this Eskie named "Akna," from Shishmaref. She only weighed fifteen pounds, but I saw her take down a two hundred fifty pound leopard seal `cause
the seal fouled her bowl of goose soup.

kronk---Oh, Lawd! Don't be messing with her goose soup, baby!

"L.D."---That dog was cute as a button, but she had the bite force of a Nile crocodile.

kronk---Mercy!
  
Date: 2/6/2023 6:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Didn't you use to have the "polaroids?"

kronk---Don't be crude, dog.

"L.D."---hehehe
  
Date: 3/18/2023 5:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    .........
  

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