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Date: 1/28/2023 8:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I'm with you, brother! "Meat Twinkie" just don't sound right."L.D."---C'mon, man. I actually like the term. I find it more "politically correct" than calling it a corn "dog." kronk---Don't give me that, dog! You wouldn't care if the thing was called a "cattail," long as it had meat in it. "L.D."---Yeah, whatever. kronk---Where you going? "L.D."---One of the mayor's chickens has found it's way out of his yard. All this talk about "meat" has got me motivated. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 1/28/2023 9:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...PROFOUND!  |
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Date: 1/28/2023 9:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...used in a sentence: I didn't think there were any really bad jokes left out there but a profound one. |
Date: 1/28/2023 9:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know Kronk, I feel the same way Woody Harrelson did in that movie “ Zombieland” ,when on the quest to find any remaining Twinkies in the world and is disgusted / disappointed to discover the Pink Snoballs covered in coconut……  |
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Date: 1/28/2023 9:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. And ground zero seems to be somewhere near the city Hekler calls home. |
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Date: 1/28/2023 4:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Man, I love those "coco sno balls!" I could eat two dozen of `em! kronk--- Ugh! You "did" eat two dozen of `em and I had to bring you to the vet, to have you treated for spastic stomach and enduring flatulence. "L.D."---You're exaggerating, as usual. kronk---Yeah; tell that to the family of the two dead mice I found under your dog crate. "L.D."---Those two picked the wrong time to come scavenging. |
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Date: 1/28/2023 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...sorry to keep you waiting for a reply. It's been a busy day as I just finished moving to Washington DC and getting the new home organized. Had to get out of Florida as they were getting too woke. They do stupid things when they're awake. Do I get a participation award for making two or more replies to your post? |
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Date: 1/28/2023 6:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If you hurry Hekler, you can catch the clown convention in South Carolina. I hear they’re giving away free pseudo super hero NFT cards with every donation of $100 ! |
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Date: 1/28/2023 6:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Who do we know in "D.C.?" "L.D."---Well, since "Nancy Patricia" moved back to San Francisco, the only person, of any "real" interest, left there, is "Kamala." kronk---I dunno' she's been in a pretty bad mood, lately. "L.D."---I know, we'll call "Dolores Conchita Figueroa del Rivero Anderson!" She's still going strong at 90 years and has access to the best "Chicken Mole" north of Key West. kronk---Wow, dog. That's a pretty bold statement. His "the mole" really "that" good? "L.D."---What'd I say? |
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