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Date: 1/23/2023 7:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I see an opportunity here! "L.D."---The only way I'll eat pigeons is fried. kronk---I'm not talking about eating the pigeons. I talking about employing a person to shoot the pigeons before their cargo can be recovered by the inmates. A good marksman, armed with a 12 Ga. shotgun, improved cylinder choke, loaded with high brass, #7.5 ammunition, stationed about a hundred yards off the wall, could take the birds down before they made the interior. Forget the three shell limit. Since this is a "govt. job," get one of those shotguns with a drum magazine that holds about a hundred rounds and "watch the feathers fly!" "L.D."---Got this pretty well thought out, don't you? kronk---Sure. I'm thinking of giving up my position on "the crab boat," to some deserving immigrant, and applying for the shooter job, myself. "L.D."---There's only one problem with that idea. kronk---What? "L.D."---You're blind as a bat and displaying the early symptoms of senility. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 1/23/2023 8:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...as Kronk pointed out, there is money to be made here but I would go in a different direction with a full line of recreational clothing and accessories for pigeons such as bulletproof backpacks, cargo pants, hawk deterrents and, (for longer flights) wing tanks. Please donate to my startup. |
Date: 1/23/2023 8:12:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 This could actually be better than the Postal Service we have these days. |
Date: 1/23/2023 8:15:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Blind as a bat and displaying senility? He’s doing a lot better than the majority of politicians these days! |
Date: 1/23/2023 8:16:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I’ll donate to your startup Hekler, just as soon as Canada starts making pennies again. |
Date: 1/23/2023 8:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I was just thinking about this again and IF I could find a reliable supplier of armadillos, I would create little sleds or trailers that they could tow under the prison walls. Is anyone willing to invest in this idea or supply armadillos? |
Date: 1/23/2023 8:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry finally perfects dies for counterfeit Canadian pennies and then they ruin his master plan by discontinuing the penny. Ten years wasted. |
Date: 1/23/2023 8:46:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Armadillo’s are cowards. Like the Possum , they play dead only roll /curl up in a ball hoping no one noticed. HA! |
Date: 1/23/2023 8:48:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 That’s what you think. Why I invested in the YUGO and was made extremely wealthy….just waiting for the check to arrive any day now! |
Date: 1/24/2023 12:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the only way you could have invested in the Yugo AND got wealthy is if you had also owned a nationwide chain of auto recycling yards. |
Date: 1/24/2023 4:07:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 It just so happens that I do. What part are you looking for? |
Date: 1/24/2023 5:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...for a Yugo? I'm looking for the "go" part. |
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