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"What day is this?"

  Author:  21435  Category:(Interesting) Created:(1/20/2023 4:57:00 PM)
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I need the computer!

kronk---What for?

"L.D."---I "need" to read Hey Larry's JOTW!

kronk---Today is Friday, dog. Where do you think you are, Perth? You look a little strange. Look me in the eyes...Stand on two legs....Walk a straight line.

"L.D."---This is harassment! I'm calling my attorney!

kronk---You've been hanging out with that Chow Chow, on the corner again, haven't you? Besides, you don't have an attorney.

"L.D."---Ugh!

How it changed my life:

"There are "no wars, no pollution, and bacon is good for your heart"-- Buck Tuddrussel

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 1/20/2023 5:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...oh yeah. The joke of the week is tomorrow.
I'll have to miss it because I'll be falling off a cliff.

  
Date: 1/20/2023 5:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    ^^^^ Feel da love . Hope you packed your own parachute!  
Date: 1/21/2023 9:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...who wants a parachute after reading the JOTW?

Free fall is the best solution.

  
Date: 1/21/2023 11:37:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---I know a guy from Fiji who says he can get us a gig in "Suva."

kronk---Fiji is a long way off. Is this guy reputable?

"L.D."---He runs an "Aba Cab" agency in the city.

kronk---It's imperative that we include Hekler and Hey Larry!

"L.D."---Of course! This just the type of "Genesis" that we need to finance our retirements.

kronk---We'll put all the expenses on Swalwell"s credit card.

"L.D."---Let's didi k!
  
Date: 1/21/2023 5:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I used to love "free falling" when I was a kid.

"L.D."---I remember the time when you were on the rope swing, over the bar ditch, and "S.K." cut the rope and you fell head first into a bed of freshwater clams.

kronk---What do you mean, he cut the rope? I thought that was an accident. Those clam shells were sharp. I could have been severely damaged!

"L.D."---Yeah, well, you shouldn't have trusted a guy like Sidney Kavanagh, anyway. "They" didn't call him "the samurai kid," for nothin'.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 1/21/2023 5:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Fiji sounds nice. I’ll have to keep my lounge chair ready to go at a moment’s notice so when I get the call to join you guys asap. I was thinking of boosting my retirement income by creating my own set og NFT cards…..featuring my best moments from the JOTW!  
Date: 1/22/2023 3:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I think that we could actually make it, if the crowd were suitably intoxicated and if we could find a way to get there.

"L.D."---I thought you had access E.S.'s master card number?

kronk---So did I. "They" told me that card had been cancelled and "I heard it through the grapevine," that "he" went with American express.

"L.D."----Ugh!
  

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