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Date: 1/15/2023 3:46:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I’d like to see that person try that on a fully grown Siberian tiger. |
Date: 1/15/2023 10:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I sent Chief Bigwiggins (or whatever they call their top cop) in Coventry this simple solution: Look for a guy wearing a toupee that looks like a tile floor but furrier. This HAS to stop. |
Date: 1/15/2023 10:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
If this was in the U.S. it wouldn't be going on for too long before some cat busted a cap in his behind. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't cats allowed to open carry a firearm without a permit in most states? |
Date: 1/16/2023 4:12:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Not only cats, but recently a six year old child shot their elementary school teacher. |
Date: 1/16/2023 12:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...in the child's defense, may I state that the teacher was asking for it? |
Date: 1/16/2023 4:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I actually like cats. "L.D."---I don't. kronk---Yeah, well, with you it's a "species thing." I have fond memories of my younger years "on the bayou," catching undersized panfish and tossing `em over my shoulder to our eleven cats. Those cats really loved me. "L.D."---I'd love you to, if you bothered to feed me. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 1/16/2023 4:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Coventry...Who do we know in Coventry? Isn't that where "Jack the Ripper," hung out? kronk---No, dog. The ripper was in London. You must be thinking about "Sid the Shaver." He still lives in Coventry. "L.D."---Is Sid still active, these days? kronk---It would appear so. |
Date: 1/16/2023 7:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...oh yeah! Sid! I remember him from many years ago when he was just a little shaver. |
Date: 1/16/2023 7:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...hey! Did you know that today is the 88th anniversary of Ma Barker's death? She had moved to Florida and it ended up being unhealthy for her. |
Date: 1/17/2023 9:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Wow, someone has far too much time on their hands. Cats usually don't really care too much about fashionably social fur styling. Now if this person really wants to make a statement ... go find an overgrown sheep dog or a wooly sheep that needs some decorative sheering !!! |
Date: 1/19/2023 6:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Ma Barker, eh? Now, there's a name I haven't heard in about 88 years. "L.D."---Yeah...I knew this "Catahoula Cur Dog" named Clovis. Clovis claimed that he led the FBI to the hideout. kronk---Really? Why'd the dog rat on the Barkers? "L.D."---"They" (the FBI) offered Clovis a side of "Colby Beef," and I guess Clovis decided that "the price was right." kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 1/19/2023 6:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ginger I love the term "decorative shearing." I may have to try some of that on "L.D." "L.D."---Don't touch me! |
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