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Date: 1/14/2023 6:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
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Date: 1/14/2023 6:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...yep, you've gone that extra mile, explored new horizons and aimed for the moon this time. We will take up a collection and have someone locate a collection of good jokes for you to post in the future so you won't have to spend the rest of your life feeling the humiliation of rejection. I can only assume that Kronk, L.D. and Ginger will give generously for this. |
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Date: 1/14/2023 7:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Handy Form Letter You like me! You really like me! Who else would bother to send me fan mail?  |
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Date: 1/14/2023 7:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
By “WE”, do you mean the other personalities that reside in your head? There’s no money in that! |
Date: 1/14/2023 3:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Amen to that, brother. What gets me is: regardless of the party, "they" squabble amongst themselves, spend "our" money trying to change the world and forcing issues that have been around for decades, while totally ignoring "obvious" problems for us citizens. "L.D."---Yeah! The price of beef, poultry and pork is totally outrageous. And, don't even think about purchasing a shrimp, either. kronk---Tell `em about it, dog. "L.D."---Yeah!  |
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Date: 1/14/2023 3:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I feel like I'm a member of an exclusive club. "L.D."---How's that? kronk---You know, it seems like only a handful of us are privilaged to be exposed to the "rapier wilt" that abounds on this site. "L.D."---Don't you every proofread anything? It's "witt," not wilt. Ugh! kronk---That's OK; "they" know what I mean. "L.D."---(shakes head) Ugh! |
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Date: 1/14/2023 4:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah, and the price of eggs is more expensive than gasoline….. |
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Date: 1/14/2023 4:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I was thinking of becoming a sketch writer for a comedy show, I mean with the News being what it is these days. “ Honey?” “ Yes Dear?” “ Have you seen some classified documents I had from six years ago. You know, when I was V.P.?” “ There in the glove compartment of your Corvette dear”. |
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Date: 1/14/2023 4:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Ain't it the truth. Ain't the truth. I can't remember the cartoon character that said that. "L.D."---Pass me a cheese cracker. kronk---All we have left are "veggie fries." "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 1/14/2023 4:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry The "corvette" thing, on the news, was incredibly tasteless, in my opinion. "L.D."---If you had the corvette, would it still be tasteless? kronk---Of course not "L.D."---I rest my case. |
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Date: 1/15/2023 10:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...I'm going to have to agree with Kronk on the rapier wilt thing. In so far as I am concerned, the only person left giggling at the end of the day is myself and that's only because I just had an overdue release of gas. |
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Date: 1/15/2023 10:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
1:12 https://youtu.be/xoLCDrOJGV0 |
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Date: 1/16/2023 4:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Finally, someone takes my side in one of our debates. Most people fall for the dog's sad eyed, whimpering, please feed me, I'm starving, routine. "L.D."---Yeah, well, Hekler is just trying to make you feel better. You've been taking a pretty good beating lately. Have you been into my distemper prescription, again? kronk---Of course not! You really think that I would abuse animal tranquilizer? Oh! Thanks for reminding me that it's time for you check up. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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