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Date: 1/7/2023 4:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey Hekler, how’s your health theses days?  |
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Date: 1/7/2023 8:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...your time to shine will come soon little turtle.  |
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Date: 1/7/2023 9:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I'm in ni hurry, and glad to hear you are well. Eat all your vegetables now. |
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Date: 1/7/2023 10:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...yeah, you don't have to worry about my health. I'm currently helping my doctors buy new yachts and put their children through law school. |
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Date: 1/7/2023 10:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well you just say the word and I'll start taking up a collection. We can't have those medical professionals do without leisure time activities. |
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Date: 1/7/2023 10:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the docs have plenty of time for leisure activities now that they've installed the new phone answering system. They'll call you, leaving a message that they want you to go someplace to get random tests done on a certain date. They won't tell you what the tests are FOR in the message so when you try tp call back, all you get is: "Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line for the first available attendant" MUZAK This will repeat itself for ten minutes and then automatically hang up on you. There is no option to leave a message. Marcus Welby was a lie constructed by the AMA. And there you have it folks; the gripe of the week. |
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Date: 1/7/2023 11:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ooooookaaaayyy. Well if you consider doing a gripe of the week I can promise that I will be one of the first to reply each week. Plus, as an added bonus, I can critique you for a change. |
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Date: 1/7/2023 2:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...how about a gripe of the day or a gripe of the hour? I'm pretty sure I won't have a problem finding SOMETHING. Will you also dress up like a cheerleader? It would seem more official. |
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Date: 1/7/2023 3:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I will not go that far to indulge one of your fetish issues. Besides, I restored shave my legs for anyone. |
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Date: 1/7/2023 3:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Refuse.....spellchecker hates me |
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Date: 1/7/2023 4:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...if you don't like that fetish issue, I have others. Would you climb a tree and act like a chimp while I took shots at you with a tranquilizer gun? |
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Date: 1/7/2023 4:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and nobody wants to hear about your experiments with Rogaine on your legs. |
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Date: 1/7/2023 5:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I must inform you that the Jane Goodall Institute takes issue with the fact you are willing to make sport of those creatures that cannot throw their own feces within range of your tranquilizer gun. |
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Date: 1/7/2023 5:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Who needs Rogaine when a full moon rises? |
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Date: 1/7/2023 10:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...the answer to your wannabe trick question above is: A bald werewolf |
Date: 1/8/2023 7:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  That's a good one. "L.D."---Yes, it is a good one, Hey Larry. Reminds me of the 14th century and kronk's adoptive parents; Abolfazl & Laila Bukhara. When they wanted kronk, they called out, "Yo, Moon!" kronk thought nothing of being called "Moon." I mean, he was just a kid, and not that intelligent, anyway. kronk---I don't think that anyone would be interested in my life during the 14th century. "L.D."---Don't interrupt, please. kronk---Ugh! "L.D."----Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Well, "eventually," kronk began to wonder why other people called him kronk, but his adoptive parents continued to call him, "Moon." So, he asked his parents and "they" replied:....."Because we never felt you were bright enough to be called "Son." kronk---That's not funny.  |
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Date: 1/8/2023 4:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Speaking of Moon, did you know that Warren Zevon’s “ Werewolves Of London” was considered to be a song used in the movie, “ An American Werewolf In London?” The reason it wasn’t used was due to the songs used in that movie had the word “ Moon” in it. Other than that, Hekler and his fetish’es tend to be a tad hairy…. |
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Date: 1/10/2023 4:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry In many ways, censorship is ridiculous. "They" ruin an otherwise good movie with their "bleeps." "L.D."---You're a bloody _____! You don't know_______, and you think you're so smart. Nobody likes a _______! kronk---Of course, in dealing with "certain" creatures, censorship may indeed have it's place. "L.D.---"Why you_______! kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 1/10/2023 4:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Love that tune! |
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Date: 1/10/2023 5:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I totally understand Kronk. That’s why innuendo and the art of getting past the censorship by means of innuendo have served great comedy teams / comedians in the past. |
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Date: 1/14/2023 3:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D."---Well? kronk---Ugh? "L.D."---Spit it out, why doncha'! kronk---Oh, I remember, now. I was just going to tell Hey Larry that I got my share of the 1.25 billion payout! "L.D."---You spent four to buy tickets, and won two dollars. kronk---It doesn't matter, I still won my share. "L.D."---What ever? |
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Date: 1/14/2023 4:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s better than a kick in the pants. |
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Date: 1/16/2023 5:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Yes, it's true, but I had extremely high hopes, this time. "L.D."---You should have saved your four dollars and bought us a hamburger. kronk---For $4.00 you get a 1/4 lb. tofu burger...no catsup, no cheese, no pickle...no taste. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 1/16/2023 5:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Imagine my disappointment when the news revealed that there was only one winner In Friday nights Mega drawing. I was really counting on not having to go to work today. |
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Date: 1/16/2023 8:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I once thought that I had won the Publisher's Clearing House Lottery because I received a letter saying as much but in the end, it all seemed some kind of scam show. I never again viewed Ed McMahon with the reverence of earlier times. It wasn't until much later that I learned that McMahon had nothing at all to do with PCH. By then it was too late for apologies. He had gone to a better place . |
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Date: 1/17/2023 1:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Heeere's Johnny!" Hekler I gave up messing with PCH, also. One time, I just knew that I'd won a new electric powered golf cart. Then, I got the letter, offering me half off a subscription to "Tiger Beat!" |
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