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Happy New Year!

  Author:  21435  Category:(Interesting) Created:(12/30/2022 5:44:00 PM)
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HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

"L.D."---Yeah!

How it changed my life:

I feel like I've done my best, BUT, life goes on. Write on......

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Date: 12/31/2022 3:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Yeah, we’re slowly but surely making our way back to normal. My resolution this year is to continue my resolution from last year and that’s to make it through another year. It won’t be long till retirement! Then what?  
Date: 12/31/2022 3:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I have to agree that "self preservation" is extremely high on my list, also. Self improvement is certainly a good resolution to make and with me, the
opportunities are many.

I've been retired for eight years and I have to say that the idea of not "having to" punch a clock is definitely a head trip. I'm trying to convince "The Captain" that we need to retire me from my position (as general laborer) on the crab boat and let me handle things on the home front.

"L.D."---So, how's that coming?

kronk---Not too well. "The Captain" says I'm too young to retire at this time and to check back with her concerning that subject when I turn eight-five years of
age.

"L.D."---hehehe...
  
Date: 1/3/2023 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk, L.D... Happy New Year to you both!

This year started out on the right foot for me with a neighbor
giving me a large jug of Chardonnay that wasn't Mogen David or
one of those other upscale brands that just exist to give you
a snooty edge to go with your Grey~Poupon.

This could also be the year that adults will stop acting like
a child denied that expensive piece of junk in a Toys R Us store.
No more kicking, screaming, breath-holding or petty vengeance.

We might even be past those nerve-wracking times where some
Fox News host expresses outrage over what is being sold behind
the curtain in the Adult section of most large chain pharmacies.

One can always have hope, right?

  
Date: 1/4/2023 4:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Good to read you, amigo! Yes, we can only hope that the madness goes away, or at least resides.

Kronk---Hekler Man, we, or at least all three of "us," were getting extremely anxious. "L.D." was especially nervous during your absence. He actually got picked
up by the thugs in "animal control" for breaking into Miss Lebowski's rabbit hutch and eating all six of her "Hunny Bunny's" newborn rabbits.

"L.D."---I would have outrun those clowns, if I wouldn't have had to stop and throw up hair balls!

kronk---I had to pay $75. to the municipality to spring you, and had to promise to mow Lebowski's lawn for the entire summer, too! I think it's about time for a
"shock collar."

"L.D."---You try and put a shock collar on me and, and, and, I'll kick, scream, and hold my breath!

kronk---Yes, indeed, Hekler; "we can only hope."

"L.D."---hehehe....
  
Date: 1/5/2023 6:32:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Ugh! the word is "recedes," dog.

"L.D."---C'mon, man! Nobody likes a smart----!

kronk---Watch it, dog! Keep it clean.

"L.D."---Yeah, well, I know where madness "resides" around here. Pass the chardonnay, will ya?

kronk---Salute'
  
Date: 1/6/2023 4:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 54111    Happy New Year Wow been years since I been on this website. Im happy to see it still going. I used to be on the debates like crazy The whole site has never changed. Now I am old haha Happy New Year.  
Date: 1/8/2023 11:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Bigdaddi9 It's alright. We're all getting that way. Write on....  

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