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Date: 12/27/2022 4:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And to think the world was just beginning to calm down over alleged Bigfoot sightings……  |
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Date: 12/27/2022 5:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'd like to be there for the police line-up. Swarthy man, swarthy man, swarthy man, pine, swarthy man, "It was the guy second from the right"  |
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Date: 12/27/2022 5:55:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That could be a costume for Halloween..life size car air freshener…. |
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Date: 12/27/2022 7:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Give me plane fare to Poland. kronk---Are you kidding me? Do you know how much that would cost? Why do you want to go to Poland? "L.D."---I can "crack the case." kronk---Why do you even care? "L.D."---Because the factory was a "meat" factory, that's why. You can't let these anti meat freaks get away with something like that. Next thing you know "they" will be vandalizing our stateside slaughter houses, and eventually, the fried chicken places. Imagine that, if you will! 72% of your diet is comprised of fried chicken skin and bones. You'd starve to death in no time. kronk---You may have a point, there. SAVE the CHICKEN SKIN! How do you propose to solve the case. "L.D."---Elementary, my dear kronk, elementary...The "tree sap" is the key. Simply gathering up all the shed branches and analyzing those for particulate evidence. kronk---You're in luck. I just found a one way ticket to Warsaw, for $151. (american) "L.D."---Amazing! Why so cheap? kronk---Well, you'll be riding in the cargo hold of a prop driven DC 1 and have to make connecting flights in thirteen countries, between L.A. and Warsaw, picking up stray cats at every stop. You should make Poland in 728 hours. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 12/27/2022 9:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! I’ll even throw in some ugly Xmas sweaters that I have no luck re- gifting. Here, would you care fr some fruitcakes to snack on during the trip? |
Date: 12/27/2022 4:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  kronk's relatives love to dress me up in such ridiculous sweaters, during their holiday parties. Thing is, "they" are so ancient that the thermostat is never set below 95 degrees and I `bout smother. kronk---I thought that you may have over done it last year, when you tore the hem off Great Uncle Milo Campbell's kilt. "L.D."---Ugh! Milo was extremely fortunate that I was suffering from heat exhaustion, at the time. I was aiming for something else! kronk---Ugh! Anyway, you hungry? "L.D."---Starving; what you got? kronk---My very own version of "Scotch broth." I also have a half a bottle of "Macallan" Thirty year old single malt, for an after dinner bump. "L.D."---Ummmm, let's eat. Where'd you get the booze? That stuff is like golden. kronk---I raided the garbage can at the "former" Speaker of the House of the House of Representatives of the United States of America, house. "L.D."---That "Nancy Patricia" can go bar hopping with me, anytime. kronk--- "Here's tae us; wha's like us? |
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Date: 12/27/2022 4:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"of the house; of the house" "L.D."---Ugh? |
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