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Date: 12/24/2022 2:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And boy, I really feel a chill as well. How’s the weather in your neighborhood?  |
Date: 12/24/2022 6:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I'm forever putting those things in, backwards, at the gas station. Happy to see the JOTW posted. "L.D." was borderline hysterical."L.D."---Hey Larry Love the JOTW! Pay no attention to kronk. Half of the time, he's exists in an "Altered State."kronk---Ugh! "L.D." & kronk---Merry Christmas!  |
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Date: 12/26/2022 4:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Well, today was a balmy 52 degrees F and most of the ice melted away. I took "L.D." out for his walk and the mosquitoes lit into me. "L.D." took his sweet time, and I ended up out there about an hour and a half. "L.D."---hehehe... Kronk---Anyway, I was sitting on a culvert and watched one mosquito try to fly away, after sucking on my ankle for about two minutes. It took off, but ended up crash landing soon after. The thing was so full with my life's blood that it couldn't fly away. "L.D."---I would have eaten it. kronk---I did. |
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Date: 12/26/2022 9:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I wasn't going to come in here after the last JOTW after the scary man scared me so much with his scary jokes but my analyst told me that I had to face my primal fear of bad jokes and confront my demons, so here I am. Just barely holding it together.  |
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Date: 12/26/2022 9:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I went on a vengeance tour to Arkansas, gas can and lighter in hand and started a bunch of fires to get even with even with Hey Larry. Expecting to be arrested and incarcerated, I was unfortunately awarded the key to the city for my efforts in removing urban blight. |
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Date: 12/26/2022 9:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...please excuse me if excuse me if I seem to be repeating myself. Repeating myself. |
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Date: 12/26/2022 9:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I then fled to northern Canada where I lived among the Inuit but became tired of the fare. Being low man on the pole, my share of the catch was always the fish heads. You tend to lose your appetite when your food is glaring at you. |
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Date: 12/26/2022 11:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s alright Hekler, take baby steps and before you know it you’ll be back to your old misanthropic self! |
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Date: 12/26/2022 11:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And they were going to promote you to Public Relations Director until they found out it was the Governor’s mansion. |
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Date: 12/26/2022 11:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What? Didn’t bother to share with the Polar bears? |
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Date: 12/27/2022 4:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Arkansas is "Clinton country!" I went through the "Ozark-St. Francis National Forest", one dark night, several years ago and almost wrecked my truck. I came around one of those blind "S" turns in the hills and saw something, chasing something, directly in my path. At first, I thought it was a Bigfoot trying to run down a whitetail deer, but, as both things froze when the headlights hit `em, I saw that it was actually "Hillary" trying to hamstring "Stuart Smalley." "L.D."---Did she catch him? kronk---Not hardly. "Hillary" is slipperier than a greased pig. They both went over a cliff and she ended up on top. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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