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"Breakfast talk"

  Author:  21435  Category:(USM Events) Created:(12/24/2022 7:14:00 AM)
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"L.D."---Do something!

kronk---What do you want me to do?

"L.D."---Call someone; the police, the Central Intelligence Agency. Heck! Call the "Speaker of the House of Representatives of the United States of America!"

kronk---Easy, dog. What's a matta' you?

"L.D."---Hey Larry is...

kronk---STOP! What'd I tell you about pressuring Hey Larry to post, just so you can read the JOTW, while breakfasting on fried chicken and fresh squirrel? Anyway, what are you doing eating stuff like that for breakfast? You should eat things like cereal and fruits for breakfast.

"L.D."---C'mon, man; I'm a carnivore! Not a rabbit. You're a fine one to talk, anyway. I'd hardly call cold beer and a "Snickers" bar the cornerstone of a great American breakfast.

kronk---Yeah, well, I guess we both have eclectic tastes. Quit stressing over the JOTW. It comes, when it comes.

"L.D."---I miss Hekler, too.

kronk---Ugh!

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Date: 12/24/2022 8:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Me three..... I am at work but my shift ends soon
It will give me time to think of a hum zinger!
  
Date: 12/24/2022 6:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry It was indeed a good joke.

"L.D."---I agree. Please pass the fresh squirrel.

kronk---Ugh!

"L.D."---Go see about Hekler!

kronk---Where will I start?

"L.D."---Just head due north until you start seeing moose sign.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 12/26/2022 10:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Kronk and L.D!
I too had noticed that it is taking Hey Larry much longer to shake his hangover on Saturday mornings.
He failed to mention that his "shift" at the bar stool will be ending soon because the management is
getting pretty fed up with him scaring away patrons with his bad jokes.

  
Date: 12/26/2022 11:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    HEY! At least my tab is paid up.  
Date: 12/26/2022 11:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    HEY! At least my tab is paid up.  
Date: 12/27/2022 5:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler We missed you, man.

"L.D."---Hekler...Did you bring back any moose?
  

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