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"Baked about Alaska, and a Merry Christmas to you, too."...kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(12/23/2022 6:31:00 PM)
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It's almost Christmas.

kronk---Yes, it is.

"L.D."---Well, are you going to post something appropriate for the season?

kronk---Don't I usually?

"L.D."---Get on with it, please. There is a squirrel in the mayor's chicken's feed trough and the time is right for an ambush.

kronk---

The mercury is steady dropping.

Gone well beyond being airish-

Lord, Lordy, brother and sister!

Unholy hot ice snowman, people;

it sure turned COLD!


It's so slippery out;

the birds ain't even hopping.

More than just the water's "frio!"

How do you say hypothermia in Spanish?

"They" even had to close "The Breakfast Club."

I feel "it" coming on. Please; put on "Dust," by Mr. Mister.

An island full of bears, eagles and sitka deer-

Look! There's the big dipper "flying" over the old church steeple!

It sure turned COLD!

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Date: 12/24/2022 11:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Yes it did turn cold. I almost packed my belongings and headed back to Arizona…….. hee hee.  
Date: 12/24/2022 6:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Man, it dropped to 17 F, with a chill factor of 3 F!

"L.D."---It was so cold that I had to snuggle up to kronk. Mother saw the weather coming and high tailed it to Buenos Aries.

kronk---I wish "L.D." would learn to put his head on the pillow, instead of his behind! I went to bed fine, and woke up with respiratory complications!

"L.D."---Must have been the fresh pork.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/22/2024 1:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Update: "L.D." still sleeps with his behind on the pillow. Not only that; whenever I turn, to get comfortable, he extends all four legs and shoves me towards the
edge of the bed. I fall off the end of the bed at least three times a week.

"L.D."---You shouldn't move around so much in your sleep.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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