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Date: 12/13/2022 5:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah, but is it gluten free?  |
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Date: 12/13/2022 12:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What a waste! kronk---I think it's pretty cool. "L.D."---Sure, it's cool, but I think that the remains of the exhibit could be better utilized. kronk---Really? Better utilized, how? The bakers said that they would use it as compost. An acceptable "green" solution, I'd say. "L.D."---I think that "they" should haul what's of the sculpture to "San Juan Capistrano," and feed the sparrows. Imagine how many sparrows could pig out on all that bread. kronk---How far is "Capistrano" from Benicia? "L.D."---431 miles. kronk---You just looked that up, didn't you? "L.D."---Of course. Anything is possible if you only "use the forks," dupe. kronk---You mean; "use the forks, Luke." "L.D."---Not in your case, "dupe." kronk---Ugh!  |
Date: 12/13/2022 12:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I love the name "Hannalee Perv!" I'm thinking of hitching to S.F. I can check out "Hannalee Perv," and see how "Nancy Patricia" is doing also. kronk---Wait a minute! You can't say that! The woman's name is "Pervan," not, perv. Where do you come off carrying on like that? "L.D."---Oh, put a cork in it, dupe! "Nancy Patricia"---Yeah; put a cork in it, DUPE! kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 12/13/2022 4:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
I got a brick of cheese slices. Can do cheese sammiches!!!! |
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Date: 12/14/2022 4:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You two just reminded me of a coworker I knew in a galaxy long ago which now seems far, far away. Her firs t name was Hanalore if I recall. She used to work out in the Garden / Nursery department during the week, and ride this big ol’ Harley on weekends. You never would’ve guessed by looking at her that she was an expert in raising tulips. |
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Date: 12/14/2022 4:53:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
alright Joe! I got a case of Spam to add to the menu! |
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Date: 12/14/2022 5:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Tulips and shovel heads go well, together. Back in the late sixties, we used to ride bikes on the flood protection levee. There was this girl named "Sally Kratchet," who rode with us, sometimes. She rode a Honda XL 350 "really" well, and knew her way around a wrench, also. "L.D."---I remember Sally! "They" called her, "Kratchet, the ratchet." She'd always share her "Slim Jim & cheese pack" with me. I'll never forget the time we stopped in a cow pasture and when it was time to take off, Kratchet gassed it and sprayed you with wet cow patty. You had to go home and change your shirt and your mother wouldn't let you leave until you hand washed your clothes. Everyone got a big laugh out of that one. kronk---Yeah, haha! You're really a stickler for detail, aren't you? "L.D."---Of course. hehe |
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Date: 12/16/2022 3:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
“ Flirting With Disaster “ was a son g by Molly Hatchet….just thought it sounded like Sally Kratchet. |
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Date: 12/25/2022 4:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Kronk tried flirting with Sally Kratchet, once. That really turned into a disaster for old kronk. kronk---You said it dog! Kratched's boy friend looked like that Viking dude on the cover of the album "Flirting with Disaster." "L.D."---It was cool the way he took your shoe strings and tied your hands behind your back and then pushed you into quicksand. kronk---Yeah, dog! Thanks for tossing me that piece of barbed wire fence, otherwise I'd a been a gone'r. "L.D."---Any time.  |
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