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Date: 12/10/2022 5:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I dedicate this special edition “ Bigfoot” joke to the USMer that got lost on Halloween in his Bigfoot costume and even though I made a post here at USM about it ( Someone Got Lost This Halloween) and even though Ginger made an appearance and specifically returned to said post to see if that lost USMer was ever foun$ because we here at USM are concerned about such matters…. Have I said enough?  |
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Date: 12/10/2022 6:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I have been hiding from the Spaaaace People. They have learned that I might be found loitering around bad jokes so I'm taking a huge risk just by logging on.  |
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Date: 12/10/2022 6:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Tut- tut. Surely you have a roll of tin foil somewhere in your kit cabinets? Besides, you never claimed your Snickbar. |
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Date: 12/10/2022 6:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I ate all my tin foil to confuse my doctors and make them work for their money. You can have the Snickbar. Those things float in swimming pools. |
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Date: 12/10/2022 6:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
How would those doctors get confused? It seems to me that they would be very eager to study some guy in a Bigfoot costume that consumed tin foil to prove a point. |
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Date: 12/10/2022 7:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you may feel that you scored a big win with your last reply but the thing that is confusing the doctors the most is what is in the foil packets. Among other things, there is a very angry raccoon, a sketchy looking used syringe and some radioactive material. Some of the packets contain coins which are the real reason for such close scrutiny. |
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Date: 12/10/2022 11:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...your jokes are abominable! Snowman (or woman) could read these and actually laugh. |
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Date: 12/11/2022 4:31:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So you’re saying that next Halloween you will be going as some kind of “ Mule?” |
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Date: 12/11/2022 4:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s because they have a good sense of humor. |
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Date: 12/11/2022 4:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry! Being down here in the "deep" south, I imagine if there were any Bigfoots, Sasquatches, or Yetis, they would all be hairless. It's still 85 F out and the bloody mosquitoes are even more "viscous" than in the summertime. "L.D."---Hehehe... kronk---What's so funny? I believe that I make a good point. "L.D."---From now on, I'm just going to start calling you, Sid "Viscous." kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 12/11/2022 5:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kudos to the L.D. response. But in all fairness, I have heard a rumor….not fact mind you, that Bigfoot is allergic to peanuts. If that is true, then why would Bigfoot go searching for Snickers bars on Halloween? Truly an “ Unsolved Mystery “ if you ask me. |
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Date: 12/11/2022 5:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...the hairless things you're seeing in the deep south are called "chihuahuas". Avoid these at all costs. Avoid the people that own these as they may have other undisclosed problems too. This has been a public service announcement. |
Date: 12/12/2022 4:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  Speaking of "chihuahuas." One of those was nosing around the back porch, a couple of hours ago. The dog was in good shape, appeared well fed, too. I guess it was someone's pet that wandered off. Haven't seen it lately, though. "L.D."---Yo, man. Got any antacid? I have the worst heartburn. kronk---Must of been something you ate. Did you happen to see that chihuahua? "L.D."----BURP! |
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