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Date: 12/8/2022 12:15:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 You have my full attention. I have a story or two of my own that has helped me not to make the same mistake twice. |
Date: 12/11/2022 2:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...it sorta sounds like Ruby took his love to town^^^ |
Date: 12/11/2022 4:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I sometimes wish that I had a film crew following me around, back in the day. "L.D."---Ugh! kronk---What do you mean, "Ugh?" "L.D."---I can't imagine anything as boring as a documentary of your life. I'd rather watch paint dry. kronk---How'd you like to be loaned out to a pig farm? "L.D."---Hey, man; I can dig on swine. Bacon, pork chops and chitlins...Oh, my! |
Date: 12/11/2022 4:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Kronk is trying to make it sound like he is some kinda' gangsta' kronk---Hey, dog. I've got caught breaking the law and had to do jail time. "L.D."---HA! Yeah, right, Al Capone! You were caught shaking down a candy machine. "They" took away your ill begotten "Snickers" bar and had you stand in the "squirrel cage" for twenty minutes. kronk---That machine stole my nickel! "L.D."---hehehe |
Date: 12/11/2022 5:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk/L.D...with vending machines "gone smart" like the way they are these days, I am pretty sure that they contain a camera image back to the CPU which gives you a threat evaluation and then decides whether or not you would make a good victim. As breakthroughs in A.I. make exponential improvements, it may not seem to be to much of a stretch to imagine pulling a weapon on you and demanding your purse or wallet (whatever you carry). |
Date: 12/12/2022 4:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Back in the day, "they" called me, "kronk; the weasel." No drink machine was safe. I was so flexible, I could just "reach in there and get `em." "L.D."---"kronk, the weasel," eh? kronk---That's right, dog. I was one of the most popular kids in grade school. "L.D.---You were popular, alright. Especially after the time that "Coach McGruder" happened to come by, caught you with your arm way up in that drink machine, and gave you ten licks with his paddle, before you could escape. kronk---My knuckle on my index finger got caught between the thermostat and the "flux capacitor." "L.D."---My "source" said that you screamed like a spider monkey. kronk---Ugh! |
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