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Hey Larry’s JOTW #111

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/3/2022 3:41:00 AM)
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You know how they say that “ age is only a number?” Another witty saying is “ you’re as young as you feel.”

Well I’m here to tell you that my age doesn’t bother me. It’s those darn side affects. And that age being a number means I’d rather be feeling like 21 instead of 63.

It’s official, I have become that old dude I used to make fun of ……

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Date: 12/3/2022 9:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...is this the place where we get to brag about how many doctors appointments we
have this month and post photos of all the pretty pills that we "have to take"?

  
Date: 12/3/2022 10:12:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Why yes, yes it is. And what did you bring for “ show & tell?”  
Date: 12/3/2022 5:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I woke up crippled this morning. I was fine when I went to bed last night, but sometime during the night, I'm assuming that something kicked me in the
right knee and stomped on it, for good measure. I dunno?

"L.D."---hehehe....

kronk---What are you laughing at?

"L.D."---You've been putting off that knee renovation for years and now, it's catching up with you.

kronk---And, you think that's funny?

"L.D."---I enjoy watching you hobble.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 12/3/2022 8:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Yo! I can testify to dat! At times I’ll wake up wondering why my legs won’t stretch until I do the “ Rice Crispies “…..$nap, crack, pop. And at times wearing knee braces just so I can stand upright for eight hours.  
Date: 12/4/2022 12:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 998    Lots of speculation about this 'old age' thing that's goin around.

Personally, I think it's mostly in the brain. I keep tellin myself that I'm never gonna grow up to be an ol-fogey.

So far ... so good !!!
  
Date: 12/4/2022 3:29:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Translation: Ginger is a “ Toys - R- Us- Kid!”  
Date: 12/6/2022 6:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Our Ginger is "the eternal optimist." I love the way you look at life, Ginger. Just reading the comment lifted my spirits. (Even though my back is sore from spending 18 hours under my truck,)

"L.D."---That's eighteen "wasted" hours. He had to call a wrecker and have it all hauled away in a basket, to a repair shop.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 12/6/2022 6:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I see my doctor twice a year, for about fifteen minutes. He collects his co-pay, writes me a three month prescription for blood pressure medicine and generic anti-inflammatories. Shucks man, I can't even get extra strength aspirin off that dude.

"L.D."---Maybe we could trade for something better? Ask him.

kronk---I doubt it, dog. Who needs anti-inflammatories, when you have chocolate.

"L.D."---Dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate.

kronk---Ugh?
  

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