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Date: 11/24/2022 5:38:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 Lol! Thanks to friends such as Kronk, L.D., for memories and making life better as we know it! |
Date: 11/25/2022 3:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...hey! Happy Thanksgiving Kronk, L.D. and to all sentient Americans wherever you may be. I couldn't help but notice that L.D. is a big fan of Norfolk Island Ka Ka. I recently received an unsolicited shipment of this item from HeyLarryCo. but it is in bags to preserve the freshness. It even has a "heat-in-bag" feature for your convenience. I can unload the whole shipment on you for just the cost of mailing and packaging. |
Date: 11/25/2022 4:07:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 Boy, it’s the season for re- gifting. |
Date: 11/26/2022 7:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Good to have you back. Back in those days, I was really interested in Ornithology and decided to study the "KaKa." Norfolk Island, off the coast of New Zealand, was lousy with the things. I stayed there for four solid months, studying the "KaKa's," extensively. kronk---Studying? I thought one of your dingo friends told you that "KaKa" was on a par with African Ostrich, and leopard seal, as far as exotic meats go, and you went there to belly up. "L.D."---Yeah, well; a dog's gotta' eat, too. |
Date: 11/26/2022 7:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Thanks, man. All we can do is try and carry on. I figure if we manage to reach even a few people, then it's been worth while. "L.D."---A few? Don't flatter yourself. "Sometimes," you manage to reach "three," if they're bored and have nothing better to do. kronk---You're a cruel beast; you know that? "L.D."---Yeah, well; I was actually being generous. You only ever manage to reach two, and that's about it. Quit counting yourself. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 11/26/2022 7:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: I have it on good authority that the "KaKa" you've acquired originated in "PROC" and could possibly contain_______ kronk---Alright, now! Cut it out! Forget about the KaKa, please. Let's go spend a few days digging clams, on the east coast. "L.D."---I wish you'd have told me something earlier. Ringo and I are heading up to "Poo Poo Point," in Washington State. kronk---What's up there? "L.D."---"Hairy Woodpeckers." kronk---Ugh? "L.D."---"Mingo, the Dingo" told me that you haven't lived until you've had "Hairy Woodpecker," under glass. kronk---UGH! |
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