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"I'll have another".......kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(11/22/2022 4:54:00 PM)
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Been raining for days.

Need to change my ways.

All I wanna' do is read and doze.

Every now and then, I trim my toes.


Ugh?


Pet the dog, then, brush it down.

Get serious, please. Don't "act the clown."

So many things to do, but I don't wanna'

When I go downtown, "they" call me bwana.


Ugh?


Buy me a "ped egg," so I can exfoliate.

Yes; this is the spot where "they" congregate.

"You may c'mon in, if you promise not to hurt,"

she said, with a smile and a swish of her perfumed skirt.



"L.D."---The mayor's mother wears "perfumed skirts," sometimes, during the holiday season.

kronk---Really? What do the skirts smell like?

"L.D."---Cedar and moth balls

kronk---Ugh!














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Date: 11/24/2022 7:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Happy Thanksgiving!

"L.D."---C'mon, man. Break out the turkey!

kronk---No turkey this year. We're having "SPAM' and poke salad.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 11/24/2022 7:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Why are you still haunting this old post?

kronk---I dunno'? I'm "drawn" to this post.

"L.D."---You wrote this post. Have you no pride?

kronk---Isn't that obvious? Now, quit yapping and eat your "spam salad."

"L.D."---I'm going over to the mayor's house. I heard they're having "A bouquet of pheasants."

kronk---Bring me something back.

"L.D."---I'll try and save you the "backs and butts."

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 11/28/2022 5:41:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    C'mon, man. Don't lower yourself any further. This post was marginal when you created it, and now, it's dead.

kronk---What do you mean, dead, the post scored three comments.

"L.D."---Why do I even bother talking to you, anyway?

kronk---~`Cause you're my "imaginary talking dog," and I'm the only person who can hear you.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 12/1/2022 8:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Ever listen to "Pigeon Camera," by The Tragically Hip?

"L.D."---No, but I caught a pigeon on the driveway, a couple days ago.

Kronk---Did the pigeon have a camera?

"L.D."---No...It had bird lice, though.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 12/1/2022 8:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    That's #5!

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 12/1/2022 4:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    C'mon, man! Can't you sign in as someone else, or something. I'm getting embarrassed even associating with you.

kronk---Can't do that, dog. It would be unethical.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  

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