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Hey Larry’s JOTW #109

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/19/2022 7:26:00 AM)
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If lawyers are disbarred and priests are defrocked, then...

Electricians are delighted

Corpses are decrypted

Cowboys are deranged

Models are deposed

Underwear models are debriefed

Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted

Jilted women are debrided

HVAC technicians are deducted

Tennis linemen are defaulted

Florists are deflowered

Students are detested

Hostels are debunked

Spies are debugged and detailed

Corporations are deformed and delimited

Celibate people are delayed

Chauffeurs are derided

Record keepers are described

Plumbers are dethroned

Clerks are defiled

Traffic cops are defined

Naturists are denuded

Election officials are devoted

Accountants are decertified

Builders are deconstructed

Confused people are demystified

Intelligence officials are declassified

Interpreters for the deaf are designed

Road builders are degraded

Waiters are deserved

Horses put out to stud are desired

Castles are demoted

Organ donors are delivered

Anything certain is depending

And if you found this funny, you're probably demented, defective and in denial…….

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Date: 11/19/2022 8:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

..if I hadn't read this, I may have remained debugged.

  
Date: 11/19/2022 8:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I have decided to leave now and get a decaf.

  
Date: 11/19/2022 8:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...feeling defeated now.

  
Date: 11/19/2022 8:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    We are “ DE” lighted you have “ De” cided to comment here at this post. Have a Snickers bar!  
Date: 11/19/2022 8:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...thank you for your offer of dessert but I shall have to decline.

  
Date: 11/19/2022 8:47:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    “ DE”cided to do Weight Watchers eh? How much is Oprah paying you?  
Date: 11/19/2022 8:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...she gave me a lifetime supply of Depends.

  
Date: 11/19/2022 11:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That’s “ DE”lighful  
Date: 11/19/2022 11:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry & Hekler ..."We're going off the "deep" end...Our sensibilities are awash...Defrocked electricians, delighted corpses, deflowered students....Oh, Mercy
Me!...Debrided HVAC technicians, denuded election officials, defiled traffic cops....Demented, defective and in denial...and that makes three.
  
Date: 11/19/2022 11:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Wait a minute. You twisted things around to give the whole post a different meaning.

"L.D."---I did not!

kronk---Did so!

"L.D."---Yeah, well, you are DE fective!

kronk---Quite, please! Good one, Hey Larry! OUCH!!! You bit me!

"L.D."---I did not! You are De lusional, too.
  
Date: 11/19/2022 12:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    And we are in no way delusional….  
Date: 11/19/2022 12:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Lol, u already mentioned that.  
Date: 11/19/2022 12:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 55251    I think a fisherman would find this post highly debaitable.  
Date: 11/19/2022 1:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kudos to last comment , which was delectable…..  
Date: 11/19/2022 5:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I spised Hey Larry before he made this post. Now???

  
Date: 11/19/2022 7:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ….spised? Did you have a stroke?  
Date: 11/20/2022 1:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...please desist!

  
Date: 11/20/2022 2:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    …you’re despicable.  
Date: 11/21/2022 6:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "Despicable? Me?"

kronk---I don't think that comment was directed at you. I may have to "issue you a warning."

"L.D."---Issue you "me" a warning? What a laugh! You can't even post a picture.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 11/24/2022 7:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    I'm feeling rather de-jected.

"L.D."---What seems to be the problem, man?

kronk---I'm no longer as de-adicated as I once was.

"L.D."---No longer dedicated, to what?

kronk---Being a "rational thinker."

"L.D."---I gotta' go. One of the mayor's ducks is out of the pen. I feel the need to de-feather it.
  

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