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Date: 11/14/2022 5:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What? No pumpkin pie?  |
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Date: 11/14/2022 8:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Wow! Man, that is such a cold thing to do. I hope the poor chicken was dead before that freak inserted the firearm. kronk---Of course the chicken was dead. The article specified a raw, greasy, chicken. "L.D."---Yeah, well, an egg is one thing, but a .44 magnum is something else. kronk---Nobody said the firearm was a .44 magnum. I mean, it could have been one of those tiny "Saturday Night Specials." "L.D."---Like the one that you carry in your boot? kronk---That's enough of that kind of talk. Remember; "the people have spoken." "L.D."---So, we're going "that" way, again. kronk---It's all about survival, dog. All about "survival."  |
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Date: 11/14/2022 10:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
It's good to see that the TSA still has a sense of humor with all they must see. ... *stupid humans* wonder how the guy thought he would get away with that.  |
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Date: 11/14/2022 12:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., I’m glad my proctologist is a pacifist….. |
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Date: 11/14/2022 12:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes Ginger, it’s good to know the TSA agents were on top of things while wearing their X-Ray Specs! I am always baffled by today’s lack of common sense amongst the human race too. |
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Date: 11/14/2022 12:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I wonder what breed of chicken was involved? kronk---What difference does it make? "L.D."---Well, If I eat chicken, I'd rather eat a "big boned" chicken. You know, something with a body cavity large enough to hold a .44 magnum pistol, would surely be a well formed and meaty creature. kronk---Will you forget about the chicken please. You are only speculating about the caliber of the firearm and the condition of the chicken. Why are you so obsessed with that stuff, anyway? "L.D."---`Cause, next time I go for fried chicken, I want to get the biggest "BANG" for my buck. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 11/14/2022 3:06:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! I hear that KFC has corn & cluck given more for your buck! |
Date: 11/15/2022 4:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Corn n Cluck" I love that!  "Two fried chickens and a coke." (The Blues Brothers) |
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Date: 11/19/2022 8:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I can see a scene in which law enforcement gets called in on this one and upon reaching the airport, someone yells out "it's got a gun!" Cops then fire 178 shots at the chicken (three shots not hitting bystanders) and take the chicken into custody to be grilled at the station by detectives.  |
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Date: 11/19/2022 8:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
We now know the reason why the chicken crossed the road. |
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Date: 11/24/2022 7:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler One thing I have never done, is agitate a person who's brandishing a deadly weapon. Law enforcement is sorta like "007." "They" have a "license to kill." "L.D."---Yummy! Grilled chicken! kronk---C'mon, dog! Get serious! "L.D."---I'm always serious where protein is evolved. kronk---Happy Thanksgiving! |
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