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"Think, before you act"....kRoNk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(11/13/2022 6:32:00 PM)
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Looks like winter has finally come.

A thin layer of ice in the boat, this morning-

Sitting outside witha' cup of coffee, waiting on the sun-

Persistent message: Help! We may be sinking!


Ugh! Who'd be out on a morning like this?

Good old boys, hustling seafood; trying to make a living-

Even with the windows up, I can still hear the north wind hiss.

Padre said, "Getting's good, but ain't nothin' quite like giving.


(Really?)


The wind blew COLD.

The waves were HIGH.

Steady as she goes.

No time to be bold.

Ugh! Take the wheel dog.

I got something in my eye!



"L.D."---I can't believe that you subjected me to such torture!

kronk---You're forever claiming that you are "man's best friend." Plus, you did a good deed.

"L.D."---Yeah, right! You also lied to me! You told me there was a sale on flank steak, going on and we had to get there early.

kronk---Never occurred to question why the boat was hooked up to the pickup?

"L.D."---You'll pay for that "Sir Lancelot!"








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Date: 11/14/2022 5:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Sounds like smooth sailing to me! Lol!  
Date: 11/14/2022 8:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry It was kind of cold, but the sun came out and the rescue was a success. "L.D." doesn't care for water any deeper that his ankles and he doesn't like the
cold, either. The wife drove her car and followed us, and after we towed "their" boat back to the launch, "L.D." couldn't get out of the boat and into
mother's car, fast enough. I had to head back and help run three hundred crab pots.

"L.D."---Serves you right, for tricking me. Mother and I had hot cocoa, and then she made me a 3/4 lb. all beef burger for dinner.

kronk---Ugh! I had an 8 oz. instant breakfast drink!

"L.D."---hehehe
  
Date: 11/14/2022 12:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    How long does it take to run three hundred crab pots? And is L.D. a spoiled puppy?  
Date: 11/14/2022 12:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I ran the boat and the two deckhands were 30 yrs and 19 years old. "They" claimed the job could be done in two and a half hours. (Not sure if that is a
realistic estimate, but then again, I could do lots of things when I was that age, that I surely cannot do at my current age.) Anyway, it took us five
and a half hours to raise all the crab pots. "L.D." is REALLY spoiled. He gets a full body massage, every morning. I, usually get yelled at, about
something. Ugh!

"L.D."---Hey! When you got it; you got it.
  
Date: 11/14/2022 3:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I salute you and the deckhands for the work you do to support your families. L.D. has a good life.o  
Date: 11/15/2022 7:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Thanks. We gotta' do what we gotta' do. I do hope that the guys get their motor repaired. My season is "officially" over for the year and I just as
soon stay ashore while the north winds blow. Pick it up again in the spring.

"L.D."---Buy me an ox.

kronk---I will not buy you an ox. What I'm fixin' to do, is put you into "appetite suppression" therapy.

"L.D."---Go ahead and try it and I'll eat your pick up truck!

kronk---Ugh!
  

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