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Date: 11/12/2022 6:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
That's a wheely funny joke! I'll never get TIRED of them!  |
Date: 11/12/2022 6:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh goody, I was driven to make sure it didn’t fall flat.  |
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Date: 11/12/2022 7:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...my childhood wasn't as good. My sister would make me sit on a fence and she'd fire stones at me.  |
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Date: 11/12/2022 7:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Ughhhhhhhhh? "L.D."---Well? Aren't you going to comment? kronk---Ughhhhhh? "L.D."---C'mon, man! Spit it out, why doncha'! kronk---"They" have used up all the good comebacks. I'm at a loss. "L.D."---Ugh! Sorry, "Hey Larry." "He" stayed late at the wine shop, last night, and his brain isn't working well. Allow me: "Tonight we ride, right or wrong Tonight we sail, on a radio song Rescue me, should I go down If I stay too long in trouble town Oh, yeah, you wreck me, baby Yeah, you break me in two But you move me, honey Yes, you do." "You Wreck me" (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers) kronk---Aww, how sweet. I didn't know you cared. "L.D."---I don't. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 11/12/2022 7:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Oh my goodness! kronk---What? "L.D."---It's Hekler! He heard me singing and it brought him back! Ah, the power of song! kronk---C'mon, dog! Hekler commented before you did. He was coming back, anyway. Don't flatter yourself. "L.D."---That's what's wrong with the world, today. Too many unbelievers. kronk---Welcome back, Hekler! "L.D." missed you, something fierce. "L.D."---Ask Hekler if he brought back any moose. |
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Date: 11/12/2022 5:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Another one from “ My Father’s “vault. King of the Road by Roger Miller. But then again “Running Down A Dream” is not bad either. |
Date: 11/13/2022 6:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes."kronk---Sing about it, dog! "L.D."---Why are there no pets? kronk---Well, some pets make a mess. Not you, of course. "L.D."---That's a good answer. I also put out lots of body heat in the cold months. kronk---That's a fact, dog. I just wish you'd sleep with your head on my pillow, rather than your behind. "L.D."---You were doing pretty good, but now, you're losing ground. kronk---Ugh! |
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