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Hey Larry’s JOTW #107

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/5/2022 2:50:00 AM)
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Have you ever noticed that there is an over abundance of asphalt to produce speed bumps, but scarcely any asphalt for pot holes?

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Date: 11/5/2022 6:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    If you don't like speed bumps, don't worry, you'll slowly get over them.  
Date: 11/5/2022 9:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Wow! You’re going to make Hekler jealous, he hates competition.  
Date: 11/5/2022 10:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Besides Joe (blow ALL of EVERYBODY'S money) Biden, in the White House, street repairs (or, lack of street repairs) really "gets my goat!"

We've tried everything to get "them" to fill in the potholes, around here. I knocked out a fender on the boat trailer, the other day while I was trying to dodge a massive pothole. I actually missed that pothole, but fell into another one that had formed overnight! "The mayor" lives across the street and when I complained about it, he said that our street was scheduled for repairs in 2027. UGH!

"L.D."---I want a goat.

kronk---No way! A goat wouldn't last you one day. You are a ravenous beast. Ask Hey Larry for another gift card and maybe you can trade it to "Tito," the goat
dealer. He's got a two legged goat that he's been trying to get rid of.

"L
  
Date: 11/5/2022 10:41:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I kind of get what you mean Kronk. Around here, I’m still waiting for a flying car like they had on that cartoon show “ The Jetsons”. It would be better than a Tesla for sure. But I somehow get the feeling that the government would form some kind of “ Road Department “ for the sky and invent a tax for that as well. You think the road crew that stands around all day now has nothing better to do…..yeah….  
Date: 11/5/2022 6:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 55251    I could never compete with Hekler! I am simply filling in for him until he returns from his much needed vacation from the JOTW   
Date: 11/5/2022 7:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Touche’ , and now I know who got all the full sized Snickers.  
Date: 11/11/2022 4:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry If somebody doesn't stop "them," we'll end up being taxed on "the air that we breathe."

"L.D."---I want a brace of oxen.

kronk---Forget it! How about a pair of "cattle egrets?"

"L.D."---You can keep your cattle egrets!

kronk---hehehe
  

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