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Date: 11/3/2022 4:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
In answer to Kronk’s recent post, you’re never too old to go trick or treating.  |
Date: 11/3/2022 6:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Are you certain he dressed up? Maybe Hekler is actually Bigfoot...coming out only on Halloween to blend in and find his beloved Snickers.  |
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Date: 11/3/2022 10:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That could be Morphix. I've long suspected that he was doing those commercials for Jack Links Jerry. Another perfect cover! |
Date: 11/3/2022 2:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I know, man. I kept thinking that it did feel like Halloween, but yet, there was "something" missing."L.D."---What did you think was missing? kronk---Hekler, dog. Usually, Hekler draws first blood, on one of Hey Larry's posts. "L.D."---BLOOD! Nobody told me there was gonna' be blood! Is there any left? I want some! kronk---Easy there, Dogula. It was just a figure of speech, is all. "L.D."---Yeah, well. Such a word should never be spoken, carelessly. Kronk---You know, sometimes, you really do scare me. "L.D."---"Welcome to my home....(pause)...Enter freely of your own will...(pause)...and leave some of the happiness you bring."  Dracula) 1992kronk---Cut it out, dog. Get serious! We've got to help find Hekler! "L.D."---Ok, alright! Give me an article of Hekler's clothing....(searching through wardrobe) Ha Ha..You should have been a comedian. Give me some "other" article of Hekler's clothing.  |
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Date: 11/3/2022 5:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., both are considered to be fair and reasonable with their “ play by play” concerning the posts dealing with Hekler & Larry. The only thing I have to add is…l where is Hekler? |
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Date: 11/3/2022 5:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Side note: Though I myself am in no way interested in what was given to L.D. ( pet detective specialist) to use for hunting down a lost USM member, I will add my support by donating a $20 gift card to PETCO so L.D. can have fun making th3 rounds at th3 store of his choice. |
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Date: 11/4/2022 6:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Update: We can all rest a little easier now that the recent news regarding Hekler is good. It seems he meandered his way back into familiar territory, No worse for wear….except that the hair on his Bigfoot costume is falling out due to the stress of not being given full size Snickers bars. Having to deal with candy corn and Saran wrapped fruit cake from Christmas past…well, it’s no surprise that he’s throwing a tantrum. |
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Date: 11/5/2022 3:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Another Update: It could’ve been worse. https://radiomilwaukee.org/story/milwaukee-news/we-spoke-with-the-milwaukee-woman-who-went-viral-for-giving-kids-potatoes-for-halloween/ |
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Date: 11/5/2022 9:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
This “ Spud’s” for you….. |
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Date: 11/5/2022 9:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Some “ Hekler” wannabe caught in the act! https://www.msn.com/en-ca/video/newsvideo/doorbell-cam-catches-candy-thief-in-the-act/vi-AA13LUdc?category=foryou |
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Date: 11/5/2022 10:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Thanks, so much, for the gift. Such caring and thoughtful gestures, go a long way towards reasserting my confidence in the human race. People can be so cold. kronk---Tell Hey Larry what you did with the gift card. "L.D."---What I did with the gift is not important. What's important is that I thanked him for it. Mind your own business, please. kronk---He traded the card to "Jaws," the great dane that guards the back door to "Tony's Quality Meats," in exchange for a 5 minute run on the "scraps bucket." I weighed him when he got home and he was ten pounds over his normal weight. "L.D."---"Tony's" does indeed have quality meat. (scraps) |
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Date: 11/5/2022 10:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I see nothing wrong with doing a little bartering, seems everyone involved was happy! |
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Date: 11/7/2022 11:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I only hope that "the hunters" of the great white north are more responsible than some of the clowns that stalk the woods, down here. "L.D."---No kidding! Last year, I was lying around the fire ring "in the main camp," chewing on an armadillo haunch, when some knot head opened fire on me. He said he thought that I was a blue buck antelope. kronk---For sure. The reason there are no bigfoot sightings in our part of the country, is because every time they show their mug, somebody plugs `em. |
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Date: 11/14/2022 11:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
I'm just popping back into this post to look for the elusive Hek-big-footed-ler. Sheesh, no hide nor hair of the beast wandering in yet? Can't believe it ... he can usually smell these posts from a thousand paces away.  |
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Date: 11/14/2022 12:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I know Ginger, them full size Snicker bars are sure to be the death of him. Either that or he was trapped by a traveling carnival and is now the main act billed as the worlds only talking Bigfoot…..you must be 21 or older because he curses like a sailor. |
Date: 11/15/2022 2:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Anyone got one of those extra large snare traps? Not the snap-yer-foot-off bear traps, we do still want the beast to have all his limbs when we drag him back here. Hey maybe we need to start frying up some Canadian bacon and fan the smell out to the north.  |
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Date: 11/15/2022 6:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Are you serious? The smell” of frying Canadian bacon would create another border crisis that would top the truck drivers protest in Ottawa! |
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Date: 11/15/2022 6:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Man, I love a full size "Snickers" bar! kronk---Well, I read somewhere that dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate. "L.D."---Yeah, well, you can take that bit of information and-----!(censored) Hey! What's the idea censoring me? kronk---Don't start with me. Go find Hekler! |
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Date: 11/15/2022 6:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes L.D., and when you do find Hekler, Iwill treat you to the butcher shop of your choice. ( Because I possess Hekler’s credit card ) |
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Date: 11/16/2022 8:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: "Tony's Quality Meats" is running a sale on "Indonesian Black Chicken." They are usually $2,500. for a 2.2 lb bird, but Tony has `em on sale for $1,750. kronk---Aren't you putting "the chicken before the egg?" "L.D."---Ugh? Kronk---Need I remind you that you must "find" Hekler, first; before you get treated. And, isn't $1,750. for a 2.2 lb. chicken rather expensive? "L.D."---Don't you worry, I will find Hekler and when you have someone else's credit card at your disposal, well, "the sky's the limit." kronk---Ugh! Remind me "never" to let "you" near my checkbook. "L.D."---I gotta' go! I've sub-contracted the best scent tracker in the business, to help me find Hekler. You've probably heard of him. His name is "Two toe Mose, the nose." kronk---Yeah, I've heard of "Nose Mose." He's a pig, isn't he? "L.D."---No need to get nasty, now. He prefers to be referred to as a "swine." kronk---Hey, it's cool, dog. "Two toe Nose" is cool. He once helped me locate a girl who jumped bail, up in "Big Beaver, Pennsylvania. "L.D."---Yeah, I remember that. He found her, but lost two toes on each of his front feet, in the process. kronk---Right. "She" was convicted of three counts of assault with a deadly weapon. (broad axe; two politicians and one pig, I mean, swine.) |
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